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Hotel Kerala-fornia
(sung by a Malayalee)

On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here

His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place, Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down

God's Own Country? Oh, Hell

1. Stay
2. Junebug
3. A Love Song for Bobby Long

When Said the moon to the stars in the sky
Soon Said the wind that followed him home
Who Said the cloud that started to cry
Me Said the rider as dry as a bone
How Said the sun melted the ground
Why Said the river that refused to run
Where Said the thunder without a sound
Here Said the rider and took up his gun
Adieu Said the bird in the branch of tree
Fare well Said the snake to the dying light
Adieu Said the fish in the river of sleep
Goodbye Said the rider Goodbye and Goodnight
No Said the stars to the moon in the sky
No Said trees that started to moan
No Said the dust blinded his eyes
Yes Said the rider pointed his gun
Yes Said the rider as white as a bone
No Said the the moon rose from the sea...
No Said criedly the dying sun
No Said the planet started to weep
Yes Said the rider laid down his gun

Totoro, brought to life by Sidharth.

MeerDrache: I can't snog, I'm a miarried woman
MeerDrache: mirrored? marred?
Vanlal: anoggily disenfranchised
Vanlal: *snoggily
MeerDrache: *snf*
MeerDrache: life is hard

I'm so sorry Sid.

mat_attack will never live this down. :)

Tragic death of an elderly lady in city
SHILLONG: In a tragic incident an elderly woman of Lawsohtun Block-4 died when a roofing sheet flew from a neighbouring house and hit her in her neck on Monday afternoon.The deceased Ms ... (54) was giving food to her dog when the incident took place. ... In a similar accident, the Headmaster of the Mawprem Modern High School was severely injured when a roofing sheet hit him in his neck on Monday afternoon.