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Jul. 18th, 2008 @ 04:27 pm E3 apathy; white-haired pretty boys as opposed to apathetic ninjas; and gyabo mukyu
I have not been following news of E3 at *all*. All I've been doing is catching bits and pieces, and seeing Penny-Arcade's hilarious take on the Big Three's keynote speeches.

What kind of gamer do I think I am, huh? Huh, punk? Who do I think I'm looking at, little punk twerp that I am?

More importantly, FF13 on XBox 360! I'm not the biggest FF fan in the universe - I've only played two FF games ever, and have the GBA remake of FF4 waiting patiently somewhere on my game queue. (My steadfast refusal to have anything to do with the playstation had a bit to do with that.) But FF13 looks interesting... especially since the main character is, for once, a girl. Not a girly-looking boy, but a girl. These uncharted waters are new and interesting. Or something.

I might be enthusiastic about the Rock Band 2 announcements if it weren't for the fact that a) we *still* do not have a release of Rock Band ONE here in Australia, and b) I probably couldn't get enough people together for Rock Band sessions anyway.

It strikes me that I should go hunting around for E3 news.

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In other news, I am finally playing through Dante's missions in DMC4.

Nero was fun, but Dante is being a pain in the arse. The targeting and rapid on-the-fly mid-combo switching of weapons and styles equates to far too many buttons inputs to deal with for my tastes. The button chording of Street Fighter ain't *nothing* compared to all the shoulder triggers and buttons and control pads you have to deal with when dealing with Dante in DMC4.

I must say I prefer Ninja Gaiden 2.

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In other non-gaming news, I'm finally getting through Nodame Cantabile. Nodame's plight at the end of volume 11 was awful. In very brief: Her first day at the Conservatoire in Paris has a bunch of theory and analysis classes that confuse her thoroughly, there's lots of administrative crap that she was supposed to have done earlier, and her personal instructor - who put her up to coming to the Conservatoire in the first place - listens to her play a piece and says it was crap.

It was a little too close to home as well. I had some crises of confiedence at university. Reading something like that, after some annoying days recently, was not a good combination.
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Jul. 18th, 2008 @ 07:57 am Weird thought on werewolves
A weird thought I just had - if a werewolf accidentally cuts himself while shaving, does the smell of his own blood drive him mad? The cut is on his face and practically under his nose, or might even be under his nose.

(Apologies to the girl werewolves for leaving them out.)
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Jul. 10th, 2008 @ 08:59 pm This is awesome - I am from the woods in a nook
For basically my whole life I've wondered what my surname means. Oh, I've heard some things - like that's from a part of Scotland (we went there once and saw my great-great-great-great-grandfather's grave) and that it goes back at least 800 years (the earliest Scougall in writing was Philip Scughale (or something) in 1204).

But never what it actually *means*. Surnames like Page or Smith or Christensen or Skinner or Baker all have pretty obvious origins. Scougall is very much non-obvious.

But now, thanks to surnamedb.com, I now know that Scougall comes from two roots, the Old Norse 'Skogr' meaning 'wood', and the Really Old English 'halh' meaning a nook/hollow/recess, which formed the place name 'Scoughall'. So - the wood in a nook.

It's nice to finally know.
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Jul. 7th, 2008 @ 12:57 pm Relevance; Internet again; the Pandas, they are a kung-fu fighting; and ninjas that flip out. 2!
I keep on writing partial entries and unfinished paragraphs of half-formed thoughts and yet never get around to posting anything. My mental discipline and Writer-Fu are weak.

Sometimes I wonder - why write a blog/livejournal at all? I think that it comes down to history - I've had an online presence and a webpage for 12 years, and having no webpage / online presence would be strange and jarring. Yet, most of the things that I used to do online have fallen by the wayside. The old GRIT ended, taking my involvement with it. The Impro fiction sites have mostly died, taking my involvement with them. I have written almost nothing and drawn almost nothing, making my webpage nothing more than an old decaying repository of my stuff from several years ago.

And I won't talk about the email, except to say that I won't talk about it.

About all that is left of my online presence these days is this Livejournal and my WoW/CoH accounts. If they go, well... I don't know what would happen.

Except, perhaps, I do. There have been a couple of recent times where I've barely touched LJ or WoW/CoH. I practically became a hermit. With my various social hangups, it is very very easy for me to be a hermit. Not of the wise/mystical kind of days of yore, but rather more of the hikikomori kind.

No, I haven't stopped being such a hermit. I'm just trying, once again, to get out of my shell.

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And now on to the quick updates on various topics of the (not at all a) spectacle that is the Life of Steven.

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I finally did something about the lack of a decent internet connection at home. Browsing the internet via the Wii was nothing more than a stopgap measure. No keyboard, a not completely functional browser, and using the TV screen instead of a higher-resolution computer monitor became a pain the arse after a while.

So this past weekend I finally got a new router/ADSL2+ wireless/4 port modem (Netgear, and I can't even remember the model number anymore) and got it set up on Saturday morning without too much fuss. I was really worried about how much faffing about would be required to get it working - my Hardware-Fu has really deteriorated. But there was no trouble at all, and now - a stable internet connection! That isn't flaking out every ten seconds or dying completely, like it used to!

This also means I can finally get on WoW and CoH again, after about four months of next to no activity. I foresee that they're going to suck up vast reserves of my time again, at least in the short term.

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I went and saw Kung Fu Panda on the weekend. I was all set to ignore this movie - the last Dreamworks movie I saw was Shrek 3, and that was extremely forgettable. I was sure that Kung Fu Panda was going to be awful as well.

And then the positive reviews started coming in. And I'm a martial arts fan. Plus I had a movie gift card that needed using. So I decided to go see it after all.

You could say that it is essentially a martial arts movie with a fairly typical and cliche-ridden plot. (There I go, being negative again.) You could also say that it rocked and was filled with awesomeness. The voices are well done (without being drowned in celebrity) and the action scenes are great fun, and there are even some moments where they play with convention and expectation really well.

Especially the bit where Po's father says he has a secret to tell Po. Po being a panda, his father being a goose, and the villain being a foundling, you expect to find out that Po is also a foundling and get some dramatic parallelism going. Nope. The secret turns out to be something else entirely.

The movie is full of little things like that, that make you laugh. Such as Po having to imagine that the Maguffin of Power is really a cookie, so that he's motivated enough to dash up a wall to get it. Or the food training, where Shifu discovers how to properly motivate Po in his Kung Fu training, and Po becoming as awesome as he always dreamed of being.

About the only thing that really bugged me about the movie (I didn't really mind the formulaic story) was Shifu's name. Because, if I remember right, Shifu means "master". So they're all calling him "Master Master."

Very big props go to the depiction of little Tai Lung. He was just so adorably cute and eager... which makes his fall so much more wrenching.

And I love what the secret of the Dragon Scroll means for the final showdown between Po and Tai Lung.

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I finally finished Ninja Gaiden 2. Overall impression, great fun, but not quite as great as the first game.

5 bosses in quick succession at the end of the game? Yeargh. Mind you, I didn't mind the Genshin fight or the Archfiend fights all that much, once I learnt the fights. Elizebet and Draga Dai can go die in a fire though.

Overall, I like the game. There were just all these bits when playing it when I was swearing like a sailor at how ridiculous the game was getting. Soldiers with cluster rocket launchers? At opposite ends of a tunnel? OW

One of my favourite bits is the cutscene in chapter 11 where Muramasa shows up and shows off his l33t sword skillz. Not bad for an old man pushing 100.

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It's thoroughly belated, but happy 4th of July to all the USAians reading this, commiserations on the 'holy crap we just lost our American Colony' day to the UKians, and happy "it's just another Friday" to everybody else.
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Jun. 19th, 2008 @ 01:25 pm (no subject)
Very amusing: If all stories were written like science fiction stories
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Jun. 16th, 2008 @ 01:20 pm Ninjas, Simpsons, and the daily grindstone
Yes, I am alive. Here are some quick notes from the past couple of weeks.


  • Ninja Gaiden 2 is great fun, but also very very hard. I think it's even harder than the first game. Right from the outset, enemies throw you and throw projectiles, and there are lots more of them harassing you too. That didn't happen in the first game.
  • The Simpsons Game is exactly as the reviews described it - very average when it comes to the gameplay, but very funny and well written.
  • Work has been hectic. It looks like it will be hectic this week also.
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Jun. 5th, 2008 @ 01:27 pm Answer to the writing meme
I'm afraid that in response to the writing meme, I will have to give up and throw my hands in the air in desperation.

Just joking.

It's LJ cut for your convenience, as it's long. )
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May. 28th, 2008 @ 08:57 am Indiana Jones and the Incredibly Long Subtitle
Indiana Jones and the Incredibly Long Subtitle is my official name for the latest Indy flick. Except, "and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" is just as long and unwieldy as "and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." So the usefulness of "and the Incredibly Long Subtitle" is very limited, but it's stuck now.

The movie itself was Big Dumb Fun, but also a bit meh. It seemed to do everything right (except perhaps the mythos they were working with) but still... meh. It doesn't quite have the magic of the earlier films.

Harrison Ford was cringe-worthy wooden at times.

I only spotted one shout out to Raiders of the Lost Ark, apart from the two obvious ones.

Overall - good fun, better than most, but because this is an Indy movie it wasn't as good as it should have been.
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May. 27th, 2008 @ 09:37 am Big huge post of the random collection of points
No, I have not forgotten the writing meme from a couple of weeks back. I just haven't had much inspiration lately. Inspiration is slowly starting to build up, and I should have some results soon. I hope.

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For the past nine days, I have been mostly good when it comes to Coca-Cola. Not once did I let a single drop of regular Coke pass my lips. It was Coke Zero for me all the way... at least, until yesterday. Yesterday, due to being dog-tired, I went back to plain old regular Coca Cola, for both the caffeine and the sugar boost.

After a while I just couldn't drink it anymore. It just tasted too damn strange and acidic.

Progress!

Still, I shudder to think of what yesterday's indiscretions will do to my efforts to get (Wii) fit.

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Rhythm Boxing in Wii Fit is very fun. The snowboard slalom challenge, unfortunately, is not as fun as I thought it would be. I guess I still need to get used to it.

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After thinking about it for something like three months, I finally went and got an XBox 360. Back when it first came out, I thought that I might get one, but that I should put it off for a while, until there were enough games I wanted for it.

On the weekend I finally stopped putting it off and got an XBox 360 Pro and a bunch of games I've been wanting to get. For a $550 console and games that usually cost around $100, I managed to snag the whole bundle for a shade under $800.

I do have GTA4, but only because the GTA4 + XBox360 pack was $530. In effect, they were *giving* me money to get GTA4. I can't say no to that, even if I'm not interested in GTA4. I'll try it sometime when I can be bothered. And then, most likely, be sucked in horribly.

Thanks to being XBox 360-enabled, I have finally played Portal. It is just as awesome as everyone has been saying, and I finally have context for all the Portal quotes I keep on hearing.
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May. 23rd, 2008 @ 07:44 am Silly meme time
Current Mood: amused
Tags:
LiveJournal Username
Your Primary Super Power
Cape?
Identitiy
Origin
Location of Head Quarters
Primary Costume/Uniform Colors
Why are you a Superhero?
Your Superheroic Codename
The veteran grim member of the teamlirazel
The sexist and crass but annoyingly effective oneloopychew
The bright-eyed novice or sidekickvidstudent
The teammate that will eventually go evil or insancardcaptorlana
The inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillainastupidloser
The sinister Arch-Villain and team's greatest foejuchan
The perky civilian that keeps getting kidnappedzinegeek
How often does your team actually 'save the day'?
91%
This Fun Quiz created by Shannon at BlogQuiz.Net
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May. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:53 am Get your fit on
While I'm in a posting sort of mood I thought I'd mention:

I now have Wii Fit.

The presence of Wii Fit, and the use of it for 15-30 min every day, has inspired better habits. I haven't had a Coca Cola at all since I got the Wii Fit, nor any other form of sugary soda. (I have however been having Coke Zeroes.) I have not had junk food.

Previously, when I've managed to cut way back on the soda and junk food, I have dropped a lot of weight in a relatively short time. Let's see if I can manage it this time.
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May. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:39 am Once again, lack of internet
Current Mood: aggravated
The lack of updates recently is due to my home internet connection, or rather, the selective lack of it. The Wii, as ever, can connect wirelessly to the internet just fine, so I know that part of the modem and the actual internet connection is working. The desktop PC? The modem doesn't even recognise that it's wired directly to the PC. At all. The 'cable connected' light hasn't flickered on ONCE in the past few days.

Last night I borrowed a wireless USB adaptor from my brother and tried it on my PC. The PC seemed to install the driver just fine, then said that the device was not working because it couldn't load the driver for it.

I remembered why I absolutely hate hardware and absolutely hate trying to get it to work.

So anyway, this is my long and roundabout way of saying, "sorry, I cannot post to LJ regularly at this time."
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May. 12th, 2008 @ 04:23 pm Writing meme
It's been a while since I wrote anything.

So I've decided to hop onto the writing meme, borrowed from [info]markpoa and [info]eslington:

Give me a line, paragraph or idea and I will expand it into a scene.

(Or, of course, I will decide that I can't write anything anymore, throw my hands in the air theatrically, and give up in sheer exasperation.)
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May. 6th, 2008 @ 04:26 pm Quick update from the weekend
Iron Man:
A good fun superhero movie, with many Moments of Awesome (the first flight definitely being one of them). And, even though I'm not that familiar with the comic, I noticed a few fun shout outs to the comic, such as the Mark 1 armor and Tony's constant tinkering with the armor.
There are some absolute howlers when it comes to the physics and technobabble, with "three gigajoules per second" being one of the more egregious.

Jade Empire:
It took me awhile but I finally started on Bioware's martial arts RPG. The combat gets a bit samey after a while, and the staff (the weapon I chose) seems pretty pathetic. And, just as I remember the reviews stating, the path of the Closed Fist is just generally "I am evil" comments in conversation. Overall, it's OK, but it gets annoying after long sessions of play.

Super Metroid:
The possibility of eventually being able to download and emulate a legal version of Super Metroid is one of the reasons I got a Wii in the first place. I finally actually downloaded it this weekend and started playing through.
I'm having the typical reaction I have when I play a retro game - it just feels so *old* and old-fashioned. Despite that, it is still awesome.

EDIT: AUGH I did not stick around to the end of Iron Man and it seems I really should have. Augh augh augh.
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Apr. 28th, 2008 @ 04:35 pm HAI GUYZ; and, more anime blogging
Hey guys!

Here's a rather useful essay, if you haven't seen it yet: How not to be That Guy. You know, *that* guy.

POINT SIX ESPECIALLY.

Found via [info]kphoebe.

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Continuing on in my efforts to catch up on old anime I should have watched ages ago, I have watched all of Mai-Hime.

Spoilers for a 4 year old show. )
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Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 09:25 pm Haruhi Suzumiya blogging, part 3
Spoiler cut, even though it's a 2-year old show. )
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Apr. 25th, 2008 @ 09:23 pm Haruhi Suzumiya blogging, part 2
Spoiler cut, even though it's a 2-year old show. )
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Apr. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:42 am The Open Source (insert word here) Project(s)
Initially found via The Whatever:

I understand that at a couple of recent SF cons there was the The Open Source Boob Project. In very brief: A small social interaction between a small group of friends (four women, three men) led to them trying out a small-scale OSBP amongst themselves. Interested in the results, and encouraged by them, they thought to upscale the project to the rest of the con. Key to it is that women could wear either "Yes you may ask if you can touch my boobs and I could very well say no" buttons, or "Don't even think about asking, buddy" buttons.

The OBSP has, not surprisingly, made a lot of people upset and annoyed and angry.

One such commentator came up with the idea of The Open Source Knuckle Sandwich Project. You can wear "Yes, you may ask if you can punch me in the face and I might say no" buttons, or "Not in the face! Not in the face!" buttons.

Here's an excellent summary of the whole mess.

The OSKSP is an interesting answer, to be sure, though I am more interested in an Open Source Arse Project, because it would be all about equal opportunity. Both men and women could wear the "Yes you may ask if you can grab my arse" buttons.

(Rhetorical question) I wonder how many men would wear "Yes you may ask if you can grab my arse" buttons? (/Rhetorical question)

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EDIT:
A comment to the Whatever entry points out that an Open Source Arse Grabbing Project would not be *that* equal opportunity. The problem is is that men generally don't get all that scared when women stare at their arses; turn the tables though and women can get scared when men stare at theirs.

While an Open Source Arse Grabbing Project would be interesting - *in theory* - it has its problems. I'm not sure how to salvage it. Or if it should even be salvaged in the first place.
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Apr. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:56 pm (no subject)
This Penny Arcade strip reminds me of the days when I, too, could eat all sorts of crap - not to mention sheer volumes of junk food - and stay thin.

Then I reached my late twenties. Oy. It's like a million (or maybe just nine thousand) Value Meals suddenly roared out in triumphant vengeance as their delayed effect hit - or perhaps their multi-year plan finally came into fruition.
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Apr. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:38 pm Anime blogging: Haruhi Suzumiya
I'm finally catching up on The melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, one of the hottest shows of 2006. Too bad it's currently 2008. Yes, I know I'm far, far behind the times.

Sadly, due to a couple of accidents with what *should* have been spoilers, and catching a scene of it at a Gamers store in Sendai in June 2007, I already know, roughly, what the deal with Haruhi is. So unfortunately, it will not be a big surprise when the series spells it out. It's an interesting twist, though! And at least I get to find out the details. I don't know the exact natures of Itsuki, Mikuru, and Yuki, for example, though I can guess. I don't know if there's anything up with Kyon. I'll post more musings about Kyon once I've finished watching the series.

The official DVD release we have available here in Australia has the episodes in chronological order, except for 'The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina', which comes before everything else. I am however watching the episodes in the original broadcast order.

Having watched the first four episodes (Adventures of Mikuru, Melancholy 1, Melancholy 2, Boredom), it seems obvious what the deal is already. There's just been so many clues, with Itsuki all but saying what the deal is in 'Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya'. It's hard to say if it really is obvious, though, because I know how to interpret the clues.

Specific thoughts on the episodes, behind a spoiler cut even though it's a two year old show. )
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