Malaclypse the Seeker

Sep. 1st, 2008

03:49 pm - Pass the word

Sarah Palin is John McCain's pick for the Vice President of the United States. Now, you can help him vet her for the job!

Let us spread this wonderful site hither and yon, across all our friendslists.

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Current Mood: in anticipation of Ealgetoning
Current Music: John Williams - Airplane Fight
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Aug. 28th, 2008

10:26 pm - All the airwaves are full of passion and light

So. Barack Obama.

It's gonna be a hell of a fight, because McCain and the GOP braintrust won't go down quietly and they'll play as mean and dirty as they can. But I think he's gonna do it. I think he's gonna be President.

This feeling of "shit, maybe we aren't irrevocably fucked" is strange and offputting. But on the whole, I think I could get used to this thing they call hope.

Current Music: Roger Waters - Tide Is Turning
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Aug. 21st, 2008

10:30 am - [Fenspace!] [Story] First Impressions

This is a story all about how my life got turned right upside d-

*whack!*

Okay, I'll stop now. Sorry. Anyway, this is a Fenspace story. It's part of a larger story, but it's self-contained enough that I think you (the poor, gullible non-Fenspace LJ reader) should be able to follow it. It also contains cameos of various unusual persons. You know who you are, and you can complain in comments. --Mal


In which our heroine enters a new world, we learn the dangers of mediaphilic AI, and a job offer is made. )

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Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Bruce Springsteen - No Surrender
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Aug. 7th, 2008

08:03 am - 31

[notation of continued engeezerment]

[obscenity]

[...leaves for Worldcon]

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Jul. 9th, 2008

10:23 pm - Submitted without comment

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Current Mood: doin' it for the lulz
Current Music: Peter Gabriel - Down to Earth
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Jun. 9th, 2008

11:04 pm - [Fenspace!] [Story] Bootup

This is... well, it's different. I was aiming for a hundred different goals and I've no idea how many I hit. This is an odd little character sketch based on some of my weirder speculations regarding the inner life of sapient machinery. Enjoy.

A beginning is a very delicate time... )

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Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Seatbelts - What Planet is This?!
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11:16 am - nonsense post

My iPod just rickrolled me. :(

That is all.

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Current Music: Rick Astely - Never Gonna Give You Up
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May. 22nd, 2008

02:45 am - [MINISTORY] Tales From the Day Job

Not exactly a review of the new movie, but it's the first thing that popped into my head other than "wow!" --Mal



Date: 22 May 2008
To: The Ever-Living Lords of All They Survey
From: Senior Agent Seeker, Who Refuses to Die No Matter How Hard You Hit Him
Re: Recent influence on popular entertainment

Allright, fess up: which one of you fuckers leaked my journal to Spielberg? Here I am, going out to see a movie with a girl and lo & behold there's that spate of lunacy in Bolivia in '70 plastered on the big screen, only with Harrison Ford taking my place. There's way too many notes that ring true for it to be a coincidence, and don't give me that "latent sensitive collective unconscious" line; I know full well that both Spielberg and Lucas rate a flat zero on the psi scales. Somebody leaked. I'd like to know who, so I can work them over with a pair of rusty pliers and maybe one of the crystal skulls we have in storage.

Also, if the end of the picture is one of your bastards' attempt to send me a message, a) you have way too much time on your hands, and b) my personal life is none of your fucking business, thank you very fucking much.

--Seeker

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May. 18th, 2008

01:19 pm - [Fenspace!] Adventures in unholy crossovers

This is a little ditty I put together for Fenspace!, then decided it was way too outre for prime time, as it were. So, outside of a restricted part of FenWiki and here, this one hasn't seen a wider audience. I'm only posting it here because a) it's kind of interesting, in a trainwreck sort of way, and b) I feel a need to start using this LJ more often.

So, with that in mind I give you instructions on How To Build a Battlestar Galactica (new version) / Fenspace Crossover Story Without Ruining The Metafictional Appeal.

INGREDIENTS:

* One as-ordered copy of Fenspace!
* An incomplete understanding of FTL physics
* The Galactican faction (for those not up on Fenspace jargon, these are the collected Battlestar Galactica fan clubs acting as a quasi-national government In Space)
* A nasty sense of irony
“Karl Marx once said that history repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce. Sometimes though, it's the other way around.” )

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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Choir and orchestra of Soviet radio, A. Gauk, cond. - Internationale (in Russian)
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Mar. 28th, 2008

01:14 pm - Yes, I really am that bored today.

How many cannibals could your body feed?
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating

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Current Music: Megumi Hayashibara - Midnight Blue
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Jan. 29th, 2008

08:29 pm - [Ficlet] Roosting

On further reflection, while my vehicular angst is no doubt entertaining to some of you heartless jackals (Hi, Lindsay!), I should leave you on something of a lighter note. So here's a little story from Fenspace.

One should always take care in choice of words... )

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Current Music: Philip Sheppard - The Good Earth
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07:05 pm - My poor beautiful futurecar!

Hell of a way to update after a couple months incommunicado, but oh well.

So I got in an accident this afternoon on my way home from work. Rocket scientist pulled out in front of oncoming traffic (me) and I barely managed to keep from caving in his passenger side doors. As it was, I clipped his rear side panel and I'm down a headlamp, turn signal & the right corner of my bumper's now attached by duct tape. So I'm kinda in a pissy mood, and expect to be in one for the rest of the week.

Ah well, nobody was hurt and insurance will eventually take care of everything.

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Oct. 31st, 2007

11:37 pm - Your quote of the day

The best answer to "what if you're wrong about Hell?" I've ever seen an atheist give.

Every mural of damnation I've ever seen has a line of sinners walking placidly towards the fire where some angel pushes them in. The thing is, ruthlessness and cunning are two things that will probably be over-represented in the population of Hell and, when I find myself in that pit of fire and shadow, I'll probably be in line next to a few pissed-off vikings who were expecting meat and beer, some Persian raiders who were expecting virgins, some angry commandos or generalswho are thinking "Comrade don't play dat," and plenty of plain folks who had the misfortune of not hearing about Jesus and his masochism because he decided to make belief in that compulsory and unavailable to them at the same time.

That's when we get our thug on.



(as they say, read the whole thing for shiny metal goodness.)

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Oct. 30th, 2007

08:29 pm - This one's for [info]aris_tgd

And the sound you hear in the background is a million slashfic writers crying out in joy.

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Oct. 16th, 2007

01:26 pm - [MINISTORY] Tales From the Day Job

No JU4 notes, but here's a little bit of Mal backstory to keep you entertained.



Date: 21 June 1985
To: The Masters of the World, Keepers of the Secrets, They Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp-A-Bomp-A-Bomp
From: Agent Seeker
Re: Latest Job - PRIORITY

The operation was completed as per instructions. The Terror of Camp Whateverthefuck has been contained and is ready for pickup & disposal. Based on my initial and final encounters with the thing, it looks like an ISO standard vengance golem with a thing for woodworking tools. The holy blast furnace in Cairo should be able to destroy both flesh and undead spirit without any significant difficulty; I'd have tried it here but there wasn't a handy supply of refractive brick to make the Seal of Solomon out of.

Civilian casualties are light, thank Lovecraft's withered testicles. Unfortunately they're also all of the "gruesome ax-murderer" variety, which means things are a little twitchy here. And before you start yelling about letting the mundanes see what we're up to, let me remind you that a) I was sent out here to protect these people, and b) I spent the best part of a week keeping that goddamned thing occupied before it finally started to turn on the kids.

Right now, I'm keeping them occupied with the usual goverment agency BS, and it's working so far. I can probably keep it up until we get a team out here to do a usual wipe-n-replace. Hell, if we can spare a couple class 1 necromancers in the next 48 hours we could revive the casualties and then pretend none of this ever happened except for the psychic backwash in the area.

Speaking of psychic backwash, I'm appending quickie dossiers on the survivors. Subject L seems to have a bit of a sixth sense, saw the bogey coming and actually managed to score a few hits on it before I managed to lure the bastard into the binding seal. Subject W has a bit of real occult knowledge too, apparently. Nothing worth acting on right now, but I recommend putting a watch on the both of them for potential recruitment later.

Send my backup ASAP.

--Agent Seeker

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Oct. 14th, 2007

02:13 pm - Jihad Universe 4 - revision notes part 2

And here we go again, because I cannot leave well enough alone.

In Part 1 I rambled at length about the bare-bones of the JU4 setting and what that was supposed to mean. In this installment I continue to ramble, and hopefully actually start to get somewhere resembling an interesting setting.

Round 2! Fight! )

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Oct. 13th, 2007

12:03 pm - Revisiting older projects: The Jihad Universe 4

Revisiting older projects: The Jihad Universe 4

Taking a short break from Fenspace, so if this concept bores you go check out Fenspace. It's got lots of neat stuff in it, I promise.

Anyway, this was something I dreamed up around 2005ish as a variant continuation of the Jihad Universe. At the time I was hip deep in the (not abandoned, only dormant) Jihad Universe 3 project, the future of which is outlined roughly in my AEGIS of Stars worldbuilding setting.

JU3 is nice. It's a strong work, even unfinished as it is, and I like it. But I never really imagined it to be the end-all of the Jihad Universe (even though as the group drifts back into somnolescene it may very well happen). Back when enthusiasm was high for the JU in general, my original plan was to have JU3, then a series of alternates where the situation diverged into different settings, in order to increase the appeal of the concept.

(This doesn't include JUR, incidentally. JUR/Pridwen is a reboot of the Jihad concept, taking it back to first principles and building up. The JU# settings I had planned would start from the Jihad Universe timeline as written down in the worldbook and diverge from that point.)

That said, on a whim the other day I went back and took a look at some of my notes for the Jihad Universe 4. This was a High Space Opera setting based on the Jihad Universe. The original notes were a bit sparse, to say the least, and some of the ideas I've cooled on since the time I first put these down. Still, there's potential here, and so I'm going back and seeing what can be salvaged.

Blasphemous thoughts below the fold. )

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Current Music: Transformers - Optimus
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Sep. 19th, 2007

05:52 pm - On aging less than gracefully

So last weekend was a con weekend, Nan Desu Kan 2007. NDK is always fun, even if I show up on Friday in a pissy mood I always manage to have a good time there.

Anyway, I'm sitting in main events on Sunday, just having idle conversation with this little teenybopper while waiting for the next even, and the subject of cons comes up. She'd been to ACen (and didn't think much of it) and asked me about the local con scene. I told her what I knew and said something like "..and I've been going to cons in the Denver area since, oh, around 1990."

She nods and says "Yeah, so that'd be the year before I was born."

Old Mal is oooooooollllllllllllld.

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Current Mood: aging
Current Music: Big Giant Circles - Every Story Begins with a Name (Opening - Bombing Mission)
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Sep. 11th, 2007

11:16 am - Happy National Blood Flag Day!

Be sure to wallow in fear and misery as demanded by your overlords! And shop - shopping stops The Terrorists!

Is this callous? Maybe. Insensitive? You betcha. Do I care? Not as such.

..and that's all I really have to say on the subject.

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Current Mood: my heart is full of hate
Current Music: Loreena McKennitt - The English Ladye & The Knight
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Aug. 7th, 2007

07:56 am - 30

[notation of continued engeezering]

[obscenity]

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