EVIL MANIC LAUGH

Stomach upset + sleeplessness = misery.

Solution!!!

Call for Dr Horrible.

Dr Horrible not available to grouchy fengirl in UK (Hot Spot Shield not work.)

Solution!!!

Go to back to bunk with Jayne.

Jayne not available to grouchy fengirl in UK. :( :( :(

ETA: WE HAVE HORRIBLE. REPEAT: WE HAVE HORRIBLE.

ETA2: It's pretty good.

ETA3: After a fourth viewing I am now officially in love.

I owe many many replies to comments, but as usual life has been crazy busy. Today I finally and unexpectedly got some peace and have managed to add another five thousand words to my Jayne/Simon fic. It's at 44k now and should be done in two chapters time :D

Disabling comments because I'm so behind with them.

XXX

I buy liquid soap, I love this Dove liquid soap. It's funky and we have it in every Bathroom/kitchen. But this new one doesn't open. Three boys, one me and a girl proves we are idiots.

I call the wahhhhmbulance because we are crap.

You know what I love about LJ?

That I know I can run off to so many bolt holes whenever I need to and vice versa. Mi casa es su casa. Rose, Susannah, Dee, Jo, Aesa etc ... the world is our oyster and you guys are the pearls.

I love Top Gear.

I adore the boys but my sons say I sound like JAMES.

I adore James but still... I want to be CLARKSON.

I trapped the damn nerve in my right shoulder again and then while trying to trying to put my rabbit to bed and protect my hurtiness I ran into a tree branch. I now have a lightning strike wound in the middle of my forehead. Hah!

To MGG -- I am writing, albeit verrrrrry slowly. :D

Can you die from watching too much cheese?

Title: A Bar, a Bottle and a Boy?
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Jayne/OC, Mal/Jayne
Word count: 3000
Warnings: Transgender
Rating: NC17
Disclaimers: Joss is boss. I am his minion.
Beta: Nope
Summary:- Shiny Hats Summer Ficathon prompt, 'A Bar, a bottle and a boy.' Threesome porn.


( A Bar, a Bottle and a Boy? )

snowpuppies has found the community dr_horriblesing.

I have joined. So must you.

I am so ridonkulously excited.

July 15th.


Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.

Friending memes! + very young people = ::faffy hands::

This current Big Book List meme is fascinating. Even though I'm far too lazy to do it myself I look at everyone's answers and have noticed that so many people highlight the books from their (my) childhood as most loved -- Little Women, The Secret Garden, Swallows and Amazons, Winnie the Pooh, Wind in the Willows etc.

I was a book worm; my Saturday mornings were spent at the library carefully choosing and taking home 8-10 books. I was allowed my adult reading ticket at seven because I'd read everything else in the building. My Saturday afternoons were then spent lying on my tummy, in the garden or on my bed, absorbing every new and wonderful world.

When I wasn't reading, my best friend and I were outside role playing these books--Swallows and Amazons being the favourite--and having thought about it long and hard, I've decided that that's what I still do as a hobby. Fan fiction is that same childhood role play, except that there's a lot less exercise involved and, most of the time, a lot more porn.

On the downside, I don't read anywhere near as much as I used to. My free time is spent writing and I miss being submerged all day long in someone else's stories. It was escapism to the extreme. It was utter joy.

So now, after boring you all to death, I'm going to dig out my Louisa May Alcotts and my Frances Hodgson Burnetts and I'm going to make damn sure I find time to re-read them.

XXX

New pairing for me.

Title: The Distance Between Them
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity (Post BDM)
Pairing: Mal/River, vague hints of one-sided River/Jayne
Word count: 1000
Warnings:
Rating: PG13
Disclaimers: Joss is boss. I am his minion.
Beta: The wonderful mercsgoodgirl who set me back on the right track.
Summary:- For tamibrandt who asked for some Mal/River or River/Jayne. After Miranda, River's world has changed for the better and she's starting to know what she wants.


( The Distance Between Them )

1) Feeling an intense searing pain in my foot I look down and find a teensy tiny yellow fly sitting on me. The fly had to die, (I feel bad) but the pain is still there. Insane.

2) I dreamt of Richard Burgi trying to depose the Queen. I do not know RB except that he is a scummy fed officer in Firefly so I must blame janedavitt. As for the Queen part... ::shrugs:: I have nothing.

I personally want to take Gordon Brown by the flabby neck and poke his good eye out for making life so crap. The reasons behind my anger are:-

For threatening to send me to prison every year over tax credits (yes folks it's happening again. :D)

For illegally making us pay tax on £5000 a year MORE than we are earning.

For being a double crossing liar over removing troops from Iraq.

For pretending to be left wing when he is fiscally so conservative he ONLY wants to help the rich.

For removing our civil liberties daily when even the police force don't agree with him.

BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I AM NOT A MORON AND YET I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE STUDENT FINANCE FORMS.

For Litha I shall be enjoying the sunrise and making:-

Home made rosemary bread with goats cheese and olive dip.

Parsley and thyme roasted turkey breast
Jersey potatoes with mint
Nutmeg braised baby spinach

Chocolate dipped fruit

Loads of cider and sex

What will you be doing?

Fandom: Chuck
Title: High Octane
Rating: 18
Pairing: Casey/Sarah, Chuck solo, implied Casey/Chuck
Words: 400
Warnings: Unfluff
Summary: Written as comment pr0n. Second person ficlet from Casey POV.

( High Octane )

A short interruption in Jayne/Simoning to mention that these set photos of Adam and Zachary make me think bad RPSy thoughts.

This post brought to you by the letters P. E. R. V. & E.

Today I am reverting to my recluse status. I am on my imaginary deserted island doing my writing -- which is what I like to do.

Sign ups extended to June 21st

Don't forget to sign up for the shiny_hats

The neighbours came around to complain about my music again...

I ripped them several new arseholes.

It was so brilliant. I can't tell you how many ways I won... it numbered millions.

HAAAAAAAAAAA!