"Tasers! An enforcer breakthrough! If you think you're too small, weak, or scared to be a LEO, you're wrong! Just TASE everyone. No effort, no skill! Ignore use of force guidelines! Tase women, children, even the elderly! Apply now to fulfill your Copophile or Gestapo dreams! Citizen not showing the proper amount of fear and respect? Tase 'em and make 'em a subject instantly! Fear no disciplinary action! The courts are on your side, and so are thousands of weird little crypto-fascists who APPLAUD the use of TASERS on UNARMED, NONVIOLENT citizens*. The time is now! Take action to get that feeling of power over others that you've always wanted! It's easy with TASER! Communication skills, human dignity, and restraint are a thing of the PAST with TASER! Help create a new CASTE system in the USA!"

* Soon to be subjects. For use in all areas at all times. Ignore local laws and guidelines. Use more than directed and more than needed. If suspect is already in cuffs, continue to tase. If suspect falls and sustains a serious head injury while being tased, stand over them and scream at them, even if they are unconscious.

http://www.mrdowling.com/612-caste.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXoczxzwYk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rM6x2XeMiU

I ELECTROFIST,  searched the variable location sporting goods show for my Blast Knuckles to no avail.  So I picked up some mags instead. While looking, I saw no superheros. The cowards!

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Today I have completed a workout, changed four dirty diapers, dressed the little lad, vacuumed the stairs, hallway, bedroom, and computer room. Did laundry. Now doing all this made me somewhat vulnerable to Superhero attack. It's rather telling that they did not.  Either they have poor intel, or are waiting for the help of their hapless allies. Cowards! All of them!

Not a single superhero crossed my path today and I'm still beat. The Son of ELECTROFIST and I went on a longish hike down to the James River and on to Belle Isle. I'm wearing ankle weights on my hikes now. It sorta makes each mile count as two, and I ELECTROFIST like my exercice to be effective! 

When we got back I mowed the lawn, did a load of diapers, unloaded the dishwasher and then started another load. I  Electrofist  think cloth diapers are better than disposables so a lot of diaper washing has to be done. 
I did my second workout and started a crockpot beef stew.

I'm really tired now. If a superhero were to barge into my secret compound right now I'd just use my mossberg to toss a brenneke through his melon and be done with it. And I don't even have my Blast Knuckles yet. They're held up in acquisitions right now...so my sucker punches will be regular sucker punches for a while...oh yeah. These are Blast Knuckles:
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/TAC115-55265-1631.html

I ELECTROFIST,  have already changed some diapers, put on a busytown dvd, lifted weights, and bought milk and catfood. The beginning is a delicate time and I think this is a good start. 

I encountered no superheroes while at the store, but I remain ready to catch one unawares and give them the ELECTROFIST SUCKERPUNCH OF DOOM.