There should've been only one...
I honestly don't know where to begin. I suppose a declaration requesting the past 90 min of my life back would be a start, but only just.
I might also request, retroactively, that all the time I spent watching the previous movies and television series be taken back as well. Then I would not only have a significant amount of time on my hands to do with as I pleased, but I would not have to suffer through the absolute horrid disappointment.
What am I talking about? Highlander. I'm talking about Highlander.
( Highlander History... )This movie... takes place an undisclosed amount of time in the future from the past. Far enough forward that people have fancy sunglass computers, but not so far that already old mortal Joe looks any older. Methos apparently grew a pair and a surly attitude at some point, meanwhile Duncan lost his pair and thinks he's Batman. No, seriously. He's wandering around Post-Apocalyptic town #14 jumping off rooftops to stop would be rapists/muggers.
( Summary of Movie follows, SPOILERS! )I honestly hope they just let the franchise DIE.
On the up side, like I said I haven't seen the second movie. Nor have I seen the American animated television series that was supposedly silly and starred a future MacLeod immortal... in the future!
Except for maybe watching the series in a complete set type deal, I think I might be done with Highlander. I barely heard about this movie before it came out, and now I know WHY. Its AWFUL. Each subsequent movie makes the pain harsher.
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Okay, I still want to see the anime Highlander movie that just came out. I cannot believe that isn't just 100% awesome.
... right?
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shocked