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Oct. 27th, 2006 | 06:34 am


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Oct. 9th, 2006 | 11:30 pm

Okay, folks, I have moved to Blogger so that I can post my links


ssandrasimonds.blogspot.com


see you there!

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Oct. 9th, 2006 | 06:08 pm

You can buy the Tar Pit Diatoms here

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Oct. 9th, 2006 | 03:39 am

In other news, Milton ate (and barfed) a pumpkin-spice candle.


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Oct. 8th, 2006 | 04:34 pm


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Oct. 8th, 2006 | 04:32 pm


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It's coming along

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Oct. 8th, 2006 | 03:20 am

So, guess what? Me, Jaysnod and Evan (our newest member of the Tallahassee Chapbook Club) made a grand total of 72 dollars yesterday selling our chaps. What does this mean for the club? We went and bought a paper cutter (so the English Department lady doesn't yell at us anymore for using it) and we also bought some paper and a bone folder thing. This is excellent progress. However, we only have something like 20 dollars left in the club fund. Kristine Snod is keeping track of all of our money.

After the selling of the chaps, we went to the department party---but I was already a bit drunk---and hope that I didn't make a fool of myself there (but I think I did). All I remember is at the end of the night I was looking thru the cds and I screamed something like "All of the music here is horrible." Then Mark informed me that the host heard my cry. (of pain).

Anyway, however happy I am at the moment is all just trying not to think of Zach. I had a little freak out a couple of days ago and demanded C take me to hot topic to buy a metal tee-shirt. So now I have a T with a skull and rose on it and a hoodie (sp?) with some sort of red pentagram on it---in the elbow area. At lunch afterwards Kristine was like you know, I don't think Jay wants you to be into metal like Zach was. How transparent! Yet, I didn't really think about it at all. Is this what happens when someone dies? I suppose I will give my metal stuff to the goodwill or maybe just keep it as running clothes.

I got a little acceptance note on a poem that I wrote last year--which is nice because I have been getting a bunch of rejects of late.

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Oct. 6th, 2006 | 04:56 pm

Wildlife is coming this weekend!!!!!

Finally have about 8 hours of time to put them together and send them out.


Tonight: selling Metal Chapbooks.

Sun O

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Oct. 2nd, 2006 | 05:58 pm

We miss you Zach. I know that you are there--at the Boca Cafe--with me and Jay....talking about chapbooks. How we are going to make them, create them--and destroy....

Shannon didn't believe us---bust into tears.

 

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Oct. 1st, 2006 | 12:23 pm

A Poem for Andrew Mister

 

 

Laugh lines written on an old hammer. The beginning was the upside down beak of the smallest bird. Falling from a nest of cones, you can see where these bad poems hit the grass intact as writing out the lyrics to your favorite songs. Montana as an ice field we were cutting the Clark Fork with a rusty iris from here to Idaho. And then rode into Florida. Downed planes through the Everglades sang. No one died frightened enough for the laundry in a cargo hold.  A day lily explodes as if it was the most mundane thing in the world. At night, the Top Hat killer walks up the stairs to the Public Library and checks out books on which bulbs grow best in the Northwest. In November, in Oakland, I pulled chilled Orchids from a meat freezer a few days after Halloween raised from the dead ghosts (a hammer)and a little known fact in horticulture everything from the seedbed to the acid in soil must be accounted for.

 

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Sep. 29th, 2006 | 08:58 pm

So, I guess I'm going to tell you when you can see my poemies.

 

Action, Yes!

http://actionyes.org/issue3/simonds/simonds-riesling.html

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Sep. 29th, 2006 | 07:47 pm

I am coming to the conclusion that the most exquisite book that I have read in the past ten years is Villette.

 

But are you anybody?

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Sep. 26th, 2006 | 05:38 pm

A Poem for Joe



Spinning and spinning in the widening fuck, I don’t know what flarf is, so How did I get mixed up with these exceptional, or should I say, exponential poets? That the falcon soared and nose dived into fire that the falcon said “why, use me for your diatribes” that the falcon rested on a plastic limb—well, we are all awarenesses kin. Today, I told my class “hello class, today we dive in-



to the unconscious.” Some grinned but others were thinking of gin (as was I) and it’s nice to be a Postmodern subject when you are able to buy a Gucci purse in Athens, Greece for 10 Euros. Life, friends, is. That Joe will find his Falcon in the very sky he sees. I saw so many stars this morning taking Milton (my whooo whoo) terrier for a piss. I thought of Atlantis and of the goats on Creete, I thought of Joe in his hutch. Your hutch of beetles and your neighbor’s soup. Don’t drink it, Joe! It’s made of a dead lanuage.

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Sep. 26th, 2006 | 05:12 pm

A Prose Poem for Anne Boyer


Huguenot. Astronaut. Negation. Antecedent….
Let’s just talk about Anne Boyer at 4:15 am the where and when she spends her time pumping the iron from her thorns. And it’s not that I am Anne Boyer for if I was that Astronaut of proportions (slim), I would say that in Athens, Greece I saw a shirt that said “Men Do Sexy” for 160 Euros. Anne, I cannot afford a sexy shirt, but I can admire the ass of the UPS man who comes to the English Department once a day. And if I say, hey UPS man, take me for a ride on your UPS ship, he might say, are you the infamous Anne Boyer? And if you say, why yes I Am then he might ask Do men do sexy? And if you say, my Anne Slim, Anne, Men do not do sexy in Athens, Greece in quintessential Anne negation I will ask what was your antecedent Anne who made you so, so sexy. And you will say, Dear Sandra, Sand—at 4:15 Am, we should speak of other things of deer and lambs or forms or thorns or polymers. Let’s see.

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Sep. 26th, 2006 | 06:44 am

As borrowed from Jay.

 

Now, class, today we begin our journey into the unconscious.

 

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Sep. 19th, 2006 | 06:04 pm

A World without Zombies

for Mark L

A world without Zombies is like Zimbabwe without Goats. There are no goats in Zimbawe, I've checked. And it isn't that their managerial powers are limited so listen up. Joe, I have ceased to write all poems about aliens. These are they. This is a far cry from the sentimental education re-kindled by the new french philosophers. I know that I am indebted to them, but still as the night shifts in her logoria and we can sense that something isn't right. The last part of the rustic moon was auctioned off, Lowell-style, the coal mines swarmed with dogs, the experimental poets were stripped of their Human Rights. I tried to explain to the professor that human rights are worthless if that means you have the right to the lowest common denominator, but Hey, he wouldn't listen. Let's get a fund together so that we can back desire up! Let's do it now. If only I would leave my house, the trust fund would be waiting. Anyhow. I've decided that I am not a non-fiction writer, due to my incessant lies. In a dream, I explained to X that the Victorian Era was right down the stairs to your right. He said please don't carry that paper cutter around the halls. Oh Zombies, I lie too much and when I tell the truth it's always something like "the world is going to shit" or  "heave-ho, Tomcats." I wanted things to be like George Washington crossing the Deleware, but the only thing that resonates is a dollar bill where his face is covered in lint. No, the world's not right covered in these words like iodine over a child's fun knee. But if the french philosophers are right (and they are because they are french philosophers) I think that we will surface knowing what we know. And then the Zombies will do their thing--they'll say no plot is too good for us--and they'll march off the silver screen--not lamenting from whence they came--but in absolute confidence. You'll be carrying a sign and they'll say we know what we signify. Incessant. Baroque. Undone.

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Sep. 19th, 2006 | 05:43 pm

I had a lot of fun over the weekend--reading in New York City. Wow--New York. I can't not think of Lorca. Lorca so overwhelmed by it all. How do so many people have so many things to do? Well, I'm not sure. A and I went all around and we went to the Bronx Zoo too. I met Mark L and Jim B and Matt H and Maureen T. I also saw Matt L. This might have been the first time in my life that I have gone so long without seeing a tree.

I bought a purple pair of boots for one dollar, a stevie smith book and a scarf. 


Theory class today. Theories of plot. Can I help it if I don't care much for it? If X does or doesn't do Y and, well really, what is the difference? Seems to broad to be inclusive, too narrow to matter. (or, I am a bad reader---that I know anyway). Let's talk about something sexy, like desire! To hell with plot....

I met a Zombie

I met a zombie who was awfully depressed. He confided in me, that faceless guy. He said Sandra, I think the world is going to shit and thus goes my zombie-ness. Cheer-up zombie, I said and gave him a chocolate. The night is young, there are suburbs to prowl; there are movie directors to inspire. Nothing worked. The zombie was hell-bent on being a zombie but I told him there were other things he could be like a pharmacist or even an acrobat. Do a backflip the zombie said and I said no, I will do no such thing. The zombie said here are your drugs but I didn't take them. Who knows what kind of drugs a zombie hands out? That's not the point, zombie man--you have the powers of language on your side. You can incant and that is something we can't do. You can say whoo whooo whooo and scare us to our deaths. The zombie would not seize his rightful power and asked my adivce on a psychologist. I said I don't see one very much but I we can walk hand in hand to the hospital. The zombie said he wouldn't go and I was late, late for my class. His hand was a chocolate mess. Poor zombie. If we didn't mess up the world the way we do, you would be a happy little thing.


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Sep. 12th, 2006 | 10:33 am

A Few Notes On Middle School

 

                        For Joe Massey


When thinking about the blood-brain barrier, one gets the distinctive feeling that drugs were invented to punctuate the membrane as skin to flea bites might articulate said analogy.  Joe suggested that I stop writing poems about aliens stealing lawn chairs and focus on things that really matter. Get yourself off Bouvet. But I couldn’t stop imagining them as a grassroots organization liberating the Fall of the Western World with their spaceships full of magnesia comma splices.

 I was thrown from a horse at a young age and that means that every horse owes me a sincere apology. Apologize Colt! (and say it like you mean it). Reasonable doubt takes on new meaning when staring up into Lightning Rod’s quasar nostrils. Things went downhill from there. I kissed the boy with one arm simply because I thought it might grow back as earthworms energize red dirt. The proposition had something to do with prosopagnosia but why use neuroscience as outside referent? Oh anyway. The aliens are going to smash their blue torsos to houses, cymbal crash family planning. In any case, friend, as you well know, marching band formations are almost as insufferable as the stadiums they inhabit--- their glow in the dark bacterium groping testubes.

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Sep. 11th, 2006 | 05:33 pm

Here I Am

From dilettante to your phi beta kappa law school student, Old English is a must. You'll learn the words for "beer hall" and "gem." But really, when studying pop music, what isn't important. If you consider "a blue deer on a black hill" to be experience, then that oblong object will be thrown into the whoosh! solar system far below. Anyway, these are the component parts of unrealized reverie, lacking even the form of a bare-bones flow chart. Maybe, after all, the body is a machine. The tongue chalk screeching to new tonal extremes. It’s sort of like traveling—you know, the “buy as you go” ethic or imperative. In any case, these are my dreams freeing them…selves from the purple fist that makes them more sea urchin than wave. Let me explain. Nostalgic feelings are positioned for the unrequited views of the sycamores you never bothered to uproot and let die. Or, for a closer examination of the bear claw, let the mind satisfy itself knowing of its rotten canines. Such discursive surfaces survive only if the forest is not logged to plastic or the moon is not hollowed out for a better understanding of quintessential form. Take it from me; airports are only worth the static flowing into the mouths of those simple philosophers reaching their final destinations. But if you tend to miss flights—for instance, a layover in
Newark, New Jersey, why not imagine New York City? I feel sincere when I think about global capitalism—somewhat soap opera, somewhat United Airlines. I always try to chat up the Air Steward, the one based in Wichita so that he’ll give me a free margarita! I always wanted to be a steward because they seem so important being shuttled off through their transience into their synthetic otherwise in a greeting that is replayed and replayed adjacent to the flight deck.


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Sep. 5th, 2006 | 05:24 pm

Mark---give me the chaps in NY, okay? (and I want to buy them from you to support Cy---you can't say no.)


Theory---I cannot theorize you!
Nonfiction Essay--I cannot make you click!

Possible Things To Write About (all fake/ false). Please let me know what YOU, gentle reader, would like to read:


The 9 botched suicide attempts of Karl Ramusthnoodle and the one that worked
Falling in love with an Indian Nursing Home Patient. By God, he lived!
Life as a Miner 49er or How I got my Groove Back
Travels Lead to An Early Death (take it from me, this is true): a memoir told from his Royal deathbed
How to Raise Venus Fly Traps to Sell from Home: A How To Adventure with a Housewife Turned Amateur Botanist
How to Write a Poem you can Publish in Two Minutes Drunk and High on Crack and then how to Kick the Habit by Following Your Dream of Studying the Equestrian Sciences
Self Help: You Really are Fucked up so Cash in! Ways to make Your Depression Work for You by Getting Rich on Buying Cheap Islands.

I dunno. These all sound very promising--but I need your help.

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