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All Power to the People [Nov. 4th, 2007|10:34 pm]
Yesterday Jeff and I took a lovely trip to the MOCA, Pacific Design Center to see the Emory Douglas exhibit currently on display. Emory Douglas was the Black Panther's "Minister of Culture" and was the artist mastermind that created the Panther's iconic posters. Douglas' artwork combined drawings and collages and powerful anti-colonial statements to advocate for local community control and agaisnt us. imperialism. It was so cool to see posters with Angela Davis and Elaine Brown on them! His artwork really blew Jeff and I away and you should definitely check it out! I managed to take some illegal photos before I got reprimanded by a Filipino security guard.

The MOCA chose to act like a racist fascist pig by relegating Douglas' artwork to its less visited building in the Pacific Design Center around the ritzy part of West HOllywood/Beverly Hills/Robertson, instead of properly showing it DOWNTOWN at the MOCA that everyone goes to. Ironically, Douglas' posters advertised meetings and rallys that the Panther's held in the heart of downtown Los Angeles, and it would have been so appropriate for Douglas' work to be shown downtown, instead of at the PDC, blocks from where rich white people flock in droves to Urth Cafe and the Bodhi Tree bookstore. Speaking of which, years ago when I worked at a bougie children's hair salon in Westwood, a yuppie white man/asian woman couple always brought their son named "Bodhi" in and I couldn't figure out why they named their son Bodhi.

It really pisses me off that the MOCA will show Robert Crumb's drawings, and Barbara Krueger's feminist artwork as part of the Wack white feminist art exhibit, and will show cute happy Takashi Murakami flowers, but sadly decided to throw this powerful inspiring exhibit showcasing revolutionary artwork by a BLACK ARTIST in its far away annex in Weho. Now that is really fucked up. It's time to support another black artist other than Basquiat people!!! Oh well, enough of my ranting. The exhibit was beyond rad.

here are my photos:




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Immigrant Acts [Apr. 18th, 2007|12:49 am]
The idea that we live in a color blind society and that color blindness is a good thing has been deployed by conservatives to roll back racial justice and ciivil rights efforts and attack affirmative action and other race conscious remedies. Yet in certain contexts like law enforcement, can some of the principles behind color blindness be useful? i.e. would it be useful to ban police officers from considering race in order to eliminate the widespread practice of racial profiling?

The media is another context where a color-blind approach might actually have some benefit. The media's portrayal of the perpetrator of the campus killings at Virginia Tech has invoked harmful racial stereotypes agaisnt Asians and calls into quesiton of when it is appropriate for reporters to describe a person's race?

Criminal Law professor Paul Butler writes on blackprof.com: "I still don’t think race is probative at this point, however. It would have been more responsible for the school not to report that the killer was Asian. In the absence of any other information it provides an inappropriate focus. In a more personal and familiar context, I would be upset if the only information released about a mass murderer is that he was a black man."

One thing was clear from media reports of the Virginia Killer, he sure aint American like you and me.

Early media accounts described Cho as generally being "Asian" , but interestingly not Asian American.

Now most refer to Cho as being an immigrant using different terms. Some even go into great detail about his immigraiton status and call him a "South Korean immigrant", a South Korean national, or a Resident Alien. I was actually suprised to find out that he had come here when he was a child, and was a green card holder, since newspapers make him sound like he was an international student that just came from South Korea yesterday.

In any case, what exactly does his immigration status OR HIS PARENT'S IMMIGRATION STATUS have to do with anything? And are these descriptions of Cho's race really necessary? I think they promote the idea of Asians being foreigners, of green card holders not being rightful citizens of this country, and of immigrants being national security threats. One major article even printed an article about how South Korea is horrified at the massacre, as if Korea was somehow responsible for Cho's pernicious deeds or that Cho was not an Asian American even though he had lived here for much of his life. It was as if Korea was holding out a sign that said "Don't blame me!"

It's ironic that when Cho was asked to write his name by a teacher, he only wrote a question mark, as if he didn't have an identity or didn't know who he was a peson. In trying to understand what led Cho to commit these horrible killings, the media's treatment of Cho's race and immigrant status has exposed how little they understand about Asian Americans.

See for yourself how Cho's race has been depicted by the media and pick which one is most/least problematic:

From NYT:
He was a native of South Korea who grew up in Centreville, Va., a suburb of Washington, where his family owns a dry-cleaning business. He moved with his family to the United States at age 8, in 1992, according to federal immigration authorities, and was a legal permanent resident, not a citizen.

From LA times:
Seung-hui Cho, a child immigrant from South Korea who grew up in the Washington suburbs, was portrayed by fellow students and teachers as an insecure loner who ate by himself night after night, watched TV wrestling shows alone and, when spoken to, had little to say.

From Washinton Post:
Cho, of Centreville, the son of immigrants who run a dry cleaning business and the brother of a State Department contractor who graduated from Princeton, was described by those who encountered him over the years as at times angry, menacing, disturbed and so depressed that he seemed near tears.

Cho graduated from Westfield High School in Chantilly in 2003. He turned 23 on Jan. 18 and had lived as a legal permanent resident since entering the United States through Detroit on Sept. 2, 1992, when he was 8 years old, according to the Department of Homeland Security.

Cho held a green card through his parents, and he renewed it Oct. 27, 2003, according to Homeland Security. He listed his residence as Centreville.......

......Cho's sister, Sun Cho, graduated from Princeton University with a degree in economics in 2004 after she completed summer internships with the State Department in Washington and Bangkok.

A State Department spokesman said Sun Cho works as a contractor specializing in personnel matters.

From NPR:
Still, some at Virginia Tech say Seung-hui Cho, a 23-year-old South Korean national, had a history of troubling behavior...

Cho was a senior and English major at Virginia Tech who immigrated to the U.S. with his family at age eight. University President Charles Steger said Cho was living in one of the campus dorms, though not the one where the first shootings took place.

Cho and his family immigrated from South Korea in 1992, and members of Virginia's large Korean community tell NPR they fear a backlash. Centreville resident Pyung Jin Joe says his 17-year-old daughter was uncomfortable taking the bus to school Tuesday morning, so his wife drove her. "When she got to school," he says, "she felt that her classmates were looking at her a little bit differently… again because she's Korean, and it made her feel awkward."


From BBC:

Resident alien

Cho lived on the university campus, in a dormitory called Harper Hall.

Immigration records show that he was born in South Korea on 18 January 1984 and had moved to the US in 1992, when he was eight.

Cho had resident alien status, and had last renewed his green card in October 2003. However he is thought to have also retained his South Korean citizenship.

According to the Washington Post, his parents live in Fairfax County, an affluent suburb of Washington DC, just outside Arlington and Alexandria.

The Tribune also reported that Cho had shown recent signs of violent behaviour, including starting a fire in a dormitory and allegedly stalking some women.


His family runs a dry cleaning business and his sister graduated from the elite Princeton University, the paper added.


From CNN:
As disturbing details emerged about the resident alien from South Korea, students gathered by the thousands in the heart of their campus Tuesday night for a candlelight vigil.
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[Feb. 3rd, 2007|03:42 pm]
finally something worth posting on LJ about!

after coming to the united states many many years ago to escape the irish potato famine, i FINALLY became a US citizen yesterday morning in the Pomona Fairplex at 8 am in the freakin morning!

some of the highlights of the ceremony yesterday included seeing all the asian men dressing up in their finest for the citizenship ceremony, i.e. their leather jackets.

another highlight was standing next to an elderly Persian man who was to the right of me, and a middle aged woman from Syria who stood to the left of me. All three of us DID NOT clap at the end of Dubya's "Welcome to the Privileges and Responsibilities of US Citizenship" speech that broadcasted on a big screen.

Speaking of Dubya's speech, that now brings me to the low-lights. Bush's lame ass speech contained the finest of reprehensible republican rhetoric, stressing the personal responsibility we all have as new american citizens. I kept waiting for him to tell us to "step it up" like he keeps saying the iraqi army needs to do to win the war.

also lame was the song that played to commerate the ceremony, some honkey ass country version of "I'm Proud to Be an American" was what they played for people to wave their flags to. somewhere along the sad trajectory of american cultural history, american music became equated with country music and there needs to be some serious reserach in think tanks as to why this sad trend has occured. they could have AT LEAST played livin in america' by james brown or even freakin neil diamond's "they're coming to america" for chrissake!

anyways i have more to update about the naturalization experience later, i'm off to go commit an aggravated felony, cause i'm deporation free now baby!
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papa's got a brand new bag (in heaven) ! [Dec. 26th, 2006|09:14 pm]
as a consequence of me spending the weekend at my mom's without any internet access which is pretty much equivalent to being holed up in siberia, i didn't find out about sir. james brown's passing till very very late last night. although i am very sad to see the godfather go, i can't help remark about how amazing it is that the soulfather lived to be a whopping 73 years old! most old soul/jazz/blues/reggae singers like charlie parker, marvin gaye, otis redding and tami terrell only live very short lives, dying tragic deaths from years of drug use/alcoholism/poverty/poor health/or just some random freak accident, or usually a combination of those elements inluding dying of a broken heart.

but the man with the golden feet lived a very rich and full life that was long as hell. it's sad that he won't be around anymore since as long as i can remember being alive, james brown has been a permanent fixture in pop culture, and his many hits, wigs, costumes, suits, innovations in music, screams, sexual proclamations, mindblowing dance moves that inspired a young michael jackson, diva tantrums, pcp drug busts, domestic violence assault charges, failed entrepreneurial ventures, abuse of his back up musicians, inverviews conducted while he was high as a kite, riffs that were ripped off and sampled by hip hop artists, and powerful expressions of black power in his songs deserve much celebration and respect for their importance ot american history.

James Brown will be sorely missed.

after spending the morning watching james brown clips on youtube, here are some of my favorites:

james brown singing "i feel good" which is a song i don't really like to listen to because i've heard it a zillion times, but this video is an amazing display of james' dance moves.


classic james brown doing "out of sight" but check out that fucking dancing!



this one is one of my absolute favorites! james brown doing sex machine and soul power. but notice that james is without his trademark wig, and he's wearing his hair au natural in a kinky afro, which was a real political statement at the time. this must have been filmed sometime in the late 60's judging by the go go dancer or could have been 1970 or so judging how the music was changing and becoming much more funky. i love that bass player and james' suede vest and pants!


finally i just had to throw living in america in here cause it has special significance to me now that i've recently passed my citizenship test!
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[Nov. 27th, 2006|12:07 am]
here are my favorite pictures of yoko in what i think are some of her most impressive and unique fashion statements. forget john, yoko had all the personality.

love that hat and kooky furry jacket and beaded princess shoes:
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i thought this was Kim Jong Il at first. but that yellow jumpsuit is great. i need one:
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this is cute. i want to get married in an outfit very similar to the one yoko wore on her wedding day.
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE this blue shorts jumpsuit. so hot with those heels!
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and last but not least, this one is my fave. cracked out mystcal psychic yoko:
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loco for yoko's fashions [Nov. 26th, 2006|10:49 pm]
i must profess my love for yoko ono's fashions that have typically been very overlooked in favor of typical photos of her and john naked, or dressed all in black, or in white during their Hair Peace days.

Look at how amazing Yoko's outfit is in this video. it has inspired me to come to school dressed in a copper colored v neck velour romper, tights, brown beach sandals, gold belt, and poofy loose fitting beret. this view is hard to watch since the interviewer says the most annoying offensive things to yoko. sigh..yoko had to put up with so much back then.

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[Nov. 25th, 2006|07:31 am]
UPDATE: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED BUT THIS LINK DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE. I THINK THE N*AT*ION MUST HAVE CAUGHT ON AND REALIZED THAT I WAS SHAMELESSLY E-MAILING THE ARTICLE TO MYSELF AND FRIENDS A WHOLE BUNCH OF TIMES TO DELIBERATELY MAKE IT THE MOST EMAILED ARTICLE. I BET THEY REALIZED WHAT I WAS UP TO AND PUT IN SOME CODE TO MAKE THAT ARTICLE UN-GOOGLE-ABLE! DAMN!


my friend fabian was awesome enough to send me a link to the entire article . he says he found it just by googling the title of the article, but when i tried that it still didn't work.

oh well, here is the link. thank you fabian!

My Prop 209 article
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[Nov. 24th, 2006|11:19 pm]
the article i wrote for the N*ation on the 10th anniversary of Prop 209, is finally up on the website this week, but unfortunately, you can't read the entire article online because they went and made it for Paid Subscribers only!!!!! DAMNISES!

so if you click on the link, you'll see about 1/4 of the article. the entire print version should be out in newstands either this week or next week in the Dec. 11th issue. nation articles typically go out 2 weeks before the actual Issue date, so even though it says Dec. 11th, it'll be out before.

at least my quote from the Rev. Jesse Jackson got in the short online vesion.

as sir Mick says, "You can't always get what you want, but you get what you need."

check it out should you happen to pass a newstand.
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gobble gobble oink oink [Nov. 24th, 2006|08:37 am]
One of the most memorable Thanksgivings ever, was several years ago when my Filipino family-mom, dad, aunts and uncles, decided to have THIS for our thanksgiving meal, instead of the golden brown turkey that i had expected:



it was the year my Filipino aunties decided to forgo the turkey and instead have a LECHON, the traditional Filipino dish of a big ass super dead roasted pig in its entirety for thanksgiving, the sight of which would make any squeamish person faint dead on the ground. now, I am a huge fan of lechon, and I aint one to bat an eye at a roast pig, but that year, I wanted fucking turkey! so the sight of that damn pig really pissed me off, and i grumbled the whole night about how i hadn't expected to eat a roast pig for thanksgiving. the really funny thing was that a mysterious Filipino man with a jerrycurl wearing a blue jumpsuit delivered the lechon. the jumpsuit was unzipped down the front and he wasn't wearing a shirt underneath, so we could all see his bare chest and it was really shady. i was super suspicious of the lechon after seeing that strange man's jumpsuit and exposed chest and was hesitant to eat it.

what made it worse was that there was a cavernous hole cut int he side of the pig's gut, and we were supposed to dig the meat right out of the pig's gut, and my little cousins were picking off the pig's skin right off it and eating at it and my mom was screaming at me to get meat out of the pig's gut. i didn't eat much of it cause i wasn't too thrilled about actually eating the lechon meat directly from the pig's gut, since normally lechon is served in a milder more palatable form, all cut up already minus the pig head and body.

oh well, that was a really funny thanksgiving.

i remember watching the real world San Francisco, when Jo- the militant vegetarian- ate some roasted pig/lechon by accident, and subsequently went into convulsions and crying fits and tried to make herself throw up because she was so traumatized at having eaten roasted pig unknowingly and felt "the anguished soul of the animal she had just eaten. i remember thinking "what a dumb ass fucking ho."

p.s. this was the mildest photo of a lechon i could find. Every other photos have the potential to make people hurl, since for some reason lechons look like dismembered human bodies , or roasted fetuses, or are pictured with roasting spits impaling the lechons up their anooses.

anyhoo, i enjoyed thanksgiving at both my auntie's house this year and at jeff's family's too where both homes served turkey. my favorite thanksgiving food is stuffing and i ate and ate and ate so much of it it thought i was gonna die. Thanksgiving normally isn't a fun holiday though. since i was a high schooler, i can remember always being stressed out during thanksgiving since its so deadly close to finals or due dates for applications, that i can recall being really worried and anxiety ridden during almost every Thanksgiving of my adult life when ive had some test to study for, some application to turn in, some DBQ or paper to write, or some shit i have to outline.

but all in all, im happy and thankful to be alive and so blessed. i love my friends and i love my family!

p.p.s. i hope my full Native American friend doesn't hate my guts and think im an insensitive asshole for sending her a Happy Thanksgiving email today since i did agonize over whether to send it for a split second.
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fuck the po-lice [Nov. 18th, 2006|08:35 am]
Hi everyone,

im sure you've seen this by now, but if you haven't you should watch
it. An Iranian-American undergraduate UCLA student was tazered
unnecessarily by police many times for refusing to show his student id
at the UCLA library. this happened tuesday night.

you need to watch it with the audio on to get the full effect. it's
really horrifying. there is a link to the LA times article, and a link
to the video on You Tube below.


*Carmina

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From:
Date: Nov 16, 2006 3:59 PM
Subject: Fwd: UCLA police brutality



Have you heard about the Iranian student who was tazed at the library?

Here is the LA times article:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-cellcamera16nov16,0,4794591.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Here is the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GstYOIc0I

The video is really chilling. Tazering a student once is completely
excessive force for refusing to show your student id at the library.
But tazering him 3-4 more times for refusing to stand up?! The shock
and stun of the tazer gun probably immobilized him and rendered him
unable to stand up straight. But i guess when you look "foreign" or
aka, "suspicious" it becomes a "necessity" right?
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sanctuary ! sanctuary! [Nov. 8th, 2006|10:01 am]


it's election day today and ironically, I got a letter from Homeland security telling me that my Citizenship interview is scheduled for December 4, 2006. so with this being election day, and the day I found out that i am this much closer to being a citizen of the grand ole' US of A, my heart and soul are awash with a conflux of emotions.


all night I've been watching CNN, hanging on the edge of my sofa seat with excitement at the possibility of Dems taking back the house and senate, and feeling thoroughly engaged by the political processes before me. In previous years, I've tuned out of mainstream electoral politics like how George bush must tune out at NAACP conventions- with the sentiment that "this shit just doesn't concern me. I can't make a difference anyways so I'm just going to be blissfully ignorant as hell of the issues."

plus election day in previous years have always been a pain in the ass and a touchy subject since people left and right ask me "who I'm gonna vote for?" "did you vote?" "what candidate do you favor?" and "how are you going to vote on this proposition?"

most of the time, I'll resort to lying and will feign some half assed non-sensical opinion on electoral politics to avoid having to go into a long drawn out explanation about my immigration status and why I don't have citizenship yet.

a common response I get when I tell people I cant vote because I don't have citizenship is the person will gasp and say "WELL, why haven't you just filed for citizenship?" like it was some thought that just never occurred to me, and I was gonna reply and say , "Oh why LAWD , I aint neva even thought of that! My, Ima go down to the immigration office tomorrow and get the paperwork!! Thank you! I DONE OVERLOOKED THAT OPTION!"

but really, those people always mean well so I don't take offense, it just always surprises me how little well informed educated people-and progressive people even- know about how complex and difficult immigration laws are in this country, and how freakin' hard it is to naturalize if you don't have all the stars lined up for you, or if you happen to be from a country like say Mexico or the Philippines, where every damn person in that country is trying to get on over to the united states, and also happens to occupy the list of countries that pose a terrorist threat. if I weren't in law school I would try to make a name for myself as the Asian F.O.B. version of Weird Al Yankovich. I'd re-do the old Will Smith song, "Parents Just Don't Understand" and change it to "Man, Citizens Just Don't Understand."

I remember last election year, I was interning for the Nation , and of course all those people constantly wanted to engage in a "Which presidential candidate do you back?", discussion all the time, when I honestly hadn't thought about it, didn't give a flying fuck who howard dean, dennis kucinich, or john Kerry were, and didn't even know who they were! but when I got asked that question by a Nation co-worker, I just made something up and said "oh you know, what he said!" and motioned to the white fool that praised john kerry before me and then said "oh I have to use the bathroom" and ran away!

anyways, I feel like Quasimodo swinging from the chandelier right now: jubilant, full of life, hope, and joy, but feel lonely still as a lurid and mute outsider. I'm jubilant and hopeful at the thought of finally having a blue fucking passport and being a citizen, full of life at the thought of being able to vote, and I feel happy that the Dems are winning all these seats, yet I still feel like an outsider in the sense that I can't vote and take part in this national project as a voter and engage in the political discussions in t eh same way US citizens can right now. and so like Quasimodo, I peer forlorn and lonesome from the rafters at other voters like the shy and deformed hunchback I am, wondering what it would be like to be like everyone else, and be able to vote, and/or not have a hump on my back, and wondering if and when I'll be a part of it all someday.
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friday, was the greatest day of all [Nov. 6th, 2006|07:21 am]


Friday night jefferson and i went to a friend's dinner party, and we eneded up meeting and hanging out with Billy Corgan from the smashing pumpkins who was also a dinner party guest, in what was perhaps one of the most surreal and coolest moments in my entire life.

i IDOLIZED the smashing pumpkins as an angst-ridden alternative music listening adolescent.. in fact, siamese dream was the first alternative CD i ever owned, chu hui gave it to me for my birthday around 6th grade!!!

meeting billy was such a treat and brought back so many childhood memories of how i thought the smashing pumkins were the coolest people in the world. my 7th grade class photo was the best, in it I'm wearing an extremely unflattering size XL smashing pumpkins shirt, the one with the red star on it, and my hair is extremely course, unruly and thick, where the bangs are bowl-shaped like a rodney bingenheimer type mushroom bowl cut, and then the sides of my blunt-cut medium-length hair flipped out at the end's like snoop dogg's hair used to. and of course, i have big gigantic bifocal glasses on.

i was so distressed by this photo that i think i only ordered 1, and my sister has it. ill have to get it and scan it.

anyways, billy was just how i thought he'd be: awkward, soft spoken, down to earth, nice, bald, nerdy, pale, very tall, handsome, midwesterny, funny, tortured, weird, high maintenance, cool, and timid. at first i was really starstruck and acted all weird like Balky Bartakamos around him, but after a while i loosened up and talked to him and found him to be very down to earth and easy to talk to.

he told me a story about how he used to work at a filipino restaurant in high school and i gave him a high five and i went on to tell him how much i absolutely love eating deep friend food!

he told me that he is really attracted to overbearing women who can dominate him, and i said "oh you shoudl DEFINATELY date an asian woman then. since they'll boss you around to no end." he laughed , even though i was completely serious.

at one point there was an awkward moment, when billy told me he once met a girl who reminded him too much of a girl he once dated, and how that turned him off of her. and i said "oh like the usher song." and he looked at me and said "huh?" and i said "you know, the usher song called "You remind Me of A Girl I Used to Know" and then i tried in vain to kind of sing the chorus for him, and i think he had no idea what the fuck i was talking about.
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[Oct. 8th, 2006|07:29 am]
im really excited to see the Departed! scorseeze is one of my fave directors and i heard he uses the rolling stones' "gimmee shelter" in the movie , which i think he's used in his other films. i wonder if he'll use "be by baby" by the ronettes too?
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the return of pierre , part deux [Sep. 27th, 2006|01:56 am]


here's more documentary evidence of how neurotic my parakeet is. he dings that bell like its a nervous tic of his. i swear he has OCD!

i guess pets really do take after their owners. and if pierre is a little bit loosey in the caboosey thats probably due to my influence!
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the return of masterpiece bird theatre [Sep. 27th, 2006|01:02 am]


my crazy bird has obsessive compulsive disorder. he's obsessed with dinging bells ! i swear he sat in front of that damn bell for a full hour that day dinging that stupid bell! ahh the simple life of a little blue bird!
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[Sep. 26th, 2006|11:55 pm]
for some reason, the two biggest things that people in law school get really excited about are :

1. grey's anatomy
2. intellectual property

why? i don't know.

but in effort to produce some sort of cohort with my peers, i checked out the season premiere of grey's anatomy last week and i must say, i was underwhelmed.

seriously whats the big deal about that damn show, and more importantly, why the hell are all the mens tripping over themselves swooning for that scrawny whiny white ho, Meredith like she's all that and a bag of chips.

but today while talking to my extraordinarily handsome and dashing critical race theory professor with a british accent , he mentioned that he was a "big fan" of grey's anatomy and that he dorkily posted a blog to respond to a new york times article that claimed that grey's anatomy is a show that represents "colorblindness." he said that grey's anatomy doesn't represent color blindness, but rather race concsious representation. he crititiqued the nytimes article by saying that the NYT's idea of color blindness is of a racially diverse gorup of inviduals who don't address issues pertaining to race or perpetuate any typical racial stereotypes.

anyhoo, my exceedingly charming and debonir law professor's spontanous unpacking of the racail dynamics in grey's anatomy made me want to give that damn show another chance. he could've convinced me into giving UB40's music a chance, since he's just that freakin' handsome.
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oh no he didn't! [Sep. 25th, 2006|03:12 pm]
oh no my dad didn't go and give me an ipod for my birthday!

yes people, i finally have a damn ipod ! fianlly! and you betta beleive my ass is holding on to this ipod for dear life like my name was Gallum or something.

seriously, i can't beleive i finally am in posession of this ultimate status symbol in society and can now be as cool as my 13 year old cousins that already have them. i didn't even really want an ipod but since my dad is an electronics obsessed asian man, i can basically only ask him for electronics for my birthday because that's the only thing hes ever super gung ho about getting me. (last year i got a digital camera). i could be in need of money for a malaria vaccination for my birthday and my dad would be like "eeehh carminna, why do you not just take some vitamins. same thing." but on the contrary, if i asked my dad for some sort of electronic gadget, like a gigantic SUbwoofer for my car, then he'd be all for shelling out the dough. the problem is it's not every year that an electronic device comes along thats appealing enough for me to ask for it for my birthday.

however, a month or two ago i was coveting dust-absorbing air purifiers at Target but didnt buy one because they were all too expensive. i went over to my dad's house and discovered that he had the most technologically sophitsticated ionic air purifier out there that must be powered by turbines inside, and he doesn't even have any damn allergies! i asked him why he had it and he gave some crazy off the wall justification that it "absorbs the dust from the birds feathers" or something. i.e. my dad was referring to his two exotic parrots and the "dust/powder" from their feathers.

anyways, i persuaded him to give me that damn air purifier and that shit has worked wonders on my allergies in my room. i swear some damn witch must come out of that thing in the middle of the night and bewitch my allergies away. because i don't wake up with a runny nose anymore!

oh well, enough about the air purifier, and back to my ipod. im so happy i have one and keep looking around like someone's going to try to steal it from me any second. im like going to enroll in jujitsu or something out of my paranoia that ill get mugged from my ipod even though everyone on the planet already has one. now i can listen to "what's love got to do with it" at my uninhibited leisure!
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[Aug. 22nd, 2006|08:37 pm]
im home now from an extremely long first day of school. i feel totally crazy and raggedy looking, having had no time to get ready this morning.

i think i looked like this today:

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BUBBA LOVE [Aug. 21st, 2006|10:38 pm]
if there was any doubt as to why bill clinton- aka "BUBBA" deserves to have a heroic epic poem written about him like Beowulf , there can be no more after reading this article written by Gabriel Garcia Marquez for Salon magazine about the mysteries and charm of Bubba. So effusive is Bubba's charm. His charisma drips off the page like honeydew. THE MAN SPONTANEOUSLY LAUNCHED INTO A RECITAL OF BENJI'S ENTIRE MONOLOGUE FROM THE SOUND AND THE FURY FOR CHRISSAKE!!! who does that?? marquez started out thinking that clinton was a kissass politician, but the encounter he describes left him in awe of the man from arkansas. the article makes me want to drink mead out of a goblet in honor of Bubba.

(Bubba disclaimer: i fully acknowledge that Clinton was responsible for horrible things like getting rid of welfare and signing all those neo-liberal trade agreements that wiped out the banana industy in jamaica and i do not by any means condone such acts in my blind admiration of Bubba. however, there is no such thing as a perfect hero)

http://www.salon.com/news/1999/02/cov_02news.html

The mysteries of Bill Clinton


Nobel Prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez
compares the president's fate to that of Hester Prynne.
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BY GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ | The first thing you notice about William Jefferson Clinton is how tall he is. The second is the seductive power he has of making you feel, from the first moment of meeting, that he is someone you know well. The third is his sharp intelligence, which allows you to speak to him about anything at all, even the prickliest topics, provided you know when to bring it up.

Even so, someone not enamored of him forewarned me: "The dangerous thing about these gifts is that Clinton uses them to make you feel that nothing could interest him more than what you are saying to him."

I met him first at a dinner given by William Styron in his summer house on Martha's Vineyard in August 1995. During his first campaign, Clinton had mentioned that his favorite book was "One Hundred Years of Solitude." I said at the time -- and I was quoted in print -- that I thought he had said it simply to pull in the Latin vote. He had not forgotten -- after greeting me on Martha's Vineyard, he at once assured me that what he said had been quite sincere.

Carlos Fuentes and I have good reason for considering that evening as a whole chapter in our memoirs. From the beginning, we were disarmed by the interest, respect and humor with which he listened to us, treating our words as if they were gold dust.

His mood corresponded with his appearance. His hair was short, like a scrubbing brush, his skin tanned -- he had the healthy and almost insolent look of a sailor ashore, and he was wearing a college sweat shirt with some logo on the chest. At 49, he looked like an exuberant survivor of the generation of '68, who had smoked marijuana, knew the Beatles by heart and had demonstrated against the Vietnam War.

Dinner began at 8, with some 14 guests around the table, and lasted until midnight. Bit by bit, the conversation came down to a kind of literary round table involving the president and the three writers. The first topic to come up was the forthcoming Summit of the Americas. Clinton had wanted it held in Miami, where it did take place. Carlos Fuentes considered that New Orleans or Los Angeles had stronger historical claims, and he and I argued strongly for them until it became clear that the president had no intention of changing his plans because he was counting on reelection support from Miami.

"Forget the votes, Mr. President," Carlos said to him. "Lose Florida and make history."

That phrase set the tone. When we spoke of the problems of narco-traffic, the president heard me out generously. "Thirty million drug addicts in the U.S. go to show that the North American mafia are more powerful than those in Colombia, and the authorities much more corrupt." When I spoke to him about relations with Cuba, he seemed even more receptive. "If Fidel and you could sit and talk face to face, all problems would completely disappear."

When we talked about Latin America in general, we realized that he was much more interested than we had supposed, although he lacked some essential background. When the conversation seemed to stiffen a bit, we asked him what his favorite movie was, and he answered "High Noon," by Fred Zinneman, whom he had recently honored in London. When we asked him what he was reading, he sighed and mentioned a book on the economic wars of the future, author and title unknown to me.

"Better to read 'Don Quixote,'" I said to him. "Everything's in there." Now, the 'Quixote' is a book that is not read nearly as much as is claimed, although very few will admit to not having read it. With two or three quotes, Clinton showed that he knew it very well indeed. Responding, he asked us what our favorite books were. Styron said his was "Huckleberry Finn."

I would have said "Oedipus Rex," which has been my bed table book for the last 20 years, but I named "The Count of Monte Cristo," mainly for reasons of technique, which I had some trouble explaining.

Clinton said his was the "Meditations of Marcus Aurelius," and Carlos Fuentes stuck loyally to "Absalom, Absalom," Faulkner's stellar novel, no question, although others would choose "Light in August" for purely personal reasons. Clinton, in homage to Faulkner, got to his feet and, pacing around the table, recited from memory Benji's monologue, the most thrilling passage, and perhaps the most hermetic, from "The Sound and the Fury."

Faulkner got us to talking about the affinities between Caribbean writers and the cluster of great Southern novelists in the United States. It made much more sense to us to think of the Caribbean not as a geographical region surrounded by its sea but as a much wider historical and cultural belt stretching from the north of Brazil to the Mississippi Basin.

Mark Twain, William Faulkner, John Steinbeck and so many others would then be just as Caribbean as Jorge Amado and Derek Walcott. Clinton, born and raised in Arkansas, a Southern state, applauded the notion and professed himself happy to be a Caribbean.
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[Aug. 21st, 2006|01:08 am]
school starts this week and im about to pull a dave chapelle and hide out in africa..err umm i mean asia..

but this year should be mos def better since second year students get to pick their classes and i dont have class on MOndays and Fridays..

this semester im going to be taking:

1. Evidence- the only bar class ill be taking.
2. Critical Race theory
3. Education and the Law
4. some seminar taught by Gerald Lopez, a professor from NYU all about how to be a "Rebellious Lawyer". i hope that blasting tina turner in your law office also counts as rebellious lawyering.

even though really smart and successful people like jfk jr. and antonio villiagroisa couldnt pass the bar, im totally gonna act like i dont know that and take the least amount of bar classes as possible during law school. because heck, i figure if im paying over 100K for this shit, then im at least going to enjoy myself in law school, because we all know 100k could buy you a complete mouthful of diamond studded teeth!

when it comes time for me to take the bar after i graduate, im just going to have to travel down the mississippi delta into the depths of the crocodile infested swamps and find the devil that robert johnson sold his soul to to be able to play the blues, so i can sell my soul in exchange for my bar passage certificate.

anyways, i wonder if im going to get better grades now that i got my hair straightened over the summer...just wondering!
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