Adding is at my discretion. I'll either be asking you, or if you're confident that I know who you are (read: if we have spoken on more occasions than you can count on one hand) then go ahead and add me and I'll add right back. If you're not sure but really think we'd hit it off, then send me a PM and we'll see :) I don't want to sound unwelcoming of new friends and I don't want to sound hostile or elitist at all - but this post and the number of people asking to be added was getting out of hand. I don't have the time to keep up so much anymore :(

( Random stuff I am counting down to and don't want clogging up my profile :P )

( ♥ )


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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IWANT_SPRINKLES' 1000TH ENTRY!!1!

I am, quite possibly, the biggest dork on the planet - and my journal is full of shit. And so for this momentous occasion - SPAM POST. It is a themed spam. The theme being;

BECAUSE I CAN

In order to reflect the nature of this journal, it will consist of all that makes it the generally useless blog that it is. Polls, pic spams, music spam, youtube clips, fandom flail, thrilling RL anecdotes... I am then leaving it public because I think it'd be badass to hit 1000 comments. So it can be pimped. Because yes I am an attention whore. Seriously, though. It's been done. IT'S POSSIBLE. Lol, watch it get like, 5. Also, this entry will be in list form. Because that's how I roll.

( I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN )

Idec if comments have fuck all to do with this entry. At all. I'm not even fussed if you read it. Also I have to go shower now (honestly, why are people not self cleaning? HAVING TO MAKE TIME TO SHOWER IS SUCH A BURDEN) and then sleep (seriously. No cure for the need to sleep yet? WTH) and then work. Then spend tomorrow night at my grandmas. SO I WON'T BE AROUND FOR LIKE, AGES OMG. SO GO FOR IT. ABUSE MY INBOX. Just talk to each other and shit. Bond. Make friends as you guys tend to do on my journal and kind of haven't in a while. WHATEVER. I DON'T CAAAARE. SPAM. GO. DO IT. DO IT NOW. 5, 4, 3, 2...

Summer hiatuses are upon us. It is time to suck it up and struggle on through - and you know what alleviates the cravings? THAT'S RIGHT - NEW FANDOMS. Believe me, I should know. Last summer I had no money and thus no life. Plus England is so awesome that instead of sunshine and days in the park… We had severe country wide flooding due to spectacularly large volumes of rain. Outstanding. So I instead spent my summer picking up Brothers & Sisters, Dexter, The X-Files and Californication and re-watching The Office, which I had just picked up. AND HEY GUESS WHAT? SUMMER FLEW BY.

Do the smart thing, kids. Make YOUR summer disappear by absorbing new fandoms. And I will be here to provide them and lovingly guide/brainwash you. I’m a pro at this. There’s really no point in resisting.

FIRST UP:

WHY YOU SHOULD ALL TOTALLY WATCH HOUSE, M.D.



House is one of those shows that when I watch it I think "GOD THIS IS THE FUNNEST THING EVAH" (and after this week? SERIOUSLY, WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING IT ALREADY, it was like, the greatest 42mins of television OF MY LIFE) and feel like everyone else on the planet should get to experience it. I’m not gonna lie, a big part of it at this current moment in time is the ship - lol like it’s the only one. It’s not. There is a massive, massive fandom division. If you’re a House/Cameron shipper, you’d probably not be feeling it right now (and lemme tell ya - they’re not. Feeling it, I mean). Sure it has the most wanktastic fandom out there, but I think we’ve learned to stick to our own little corners. Basically, stick with my flist and you’re good. There’s serious flist overlap and camaraderie in this fandom, which is really nice ♥

ANYWAY. Here is an extensive explanation of why House is awesome. And some download links so that you seriously have no excuse at all.

( Let's do this thing )

Alternatively, you could skip the whole spam and just accept that I have awesome taste in TV *nods wisely* - OR if not willing at accept that? Accept that if you watch House, you will at very least be able to enjoy the benefit of understanding what the fuck I am talking about about 50% of the time :D

EDIT: As requested, this is now public so that you can link to it. I'd prefer if it was in a locked post, though. ALSO, you none-House watchers - read the comments. Because a large number of the people who I met THROUGH House left amazing comments either with points of their own or that display how really this is a wonderful, wonderful fandom to be a part of ♥
EDIT 2: A basic icon batch using the caps from the picspams (locked post)

MY HEART. LITERALLY STOPPED. I THINK.

MASSIVE, MASSIVE HOUSE SPOILERS. FUCKING ENORMOUS.

HOLY SHIT

( THIS. IS. HUGE. )

LET THE CAPSLOCKING, PROFANITY AND KEYMASHING FLAILAGE BEGIN. SJHFDGKSJHDGFKSJHDKFJHSFDK!!!!

SERIOUSLY, I'M GOING FOR A VERY VERY QUICK SHOWER. I WANNA COME BACK TO DEATH BY FLAIL.

EDIT: THIS POST IS NOW PUBLIC
I feel that we all should collectively lose our shit, so to speak. KEYMASH. POST HOPES, DREAMS, EXPECTATIONS, SPECULATION, LINKS TO FLAIL OF YOUR OWN, ICONS OF THE PICTURE, WORKS OF LITERARY GENIUS LIKE THE RANDOM ASS LIMERICKS I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE UP IN 30 SECONDS FLAT. WHATEVER. DON'T CARE. LET'S DO THIS THING.

Or: A shocking Display of Nerdery and the Fact That Gemma Needs to Get a Life™
Angela (in accounting) is as beautiful as the Queen of England - she could be a model, or a college professor. Which can be intimidating to a lot of guys. And she's wonderful, but she makes him crazy. Dwight (from sales) is one of the most honourable and efficient employees that Dunder Mifflin has ever had. He just wants to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also he loves her. They are made of awesome, you guys. So yeah. I present you with, uh... This. I AM EMBARRASSED FOR MYSELF, SERIOUSLY. THIS IS ABSURDLY LONG (that's what she said). There is no way in hell that anyone is actually going to go through this. It's like, impossible. Plus, Firefox seems to hate the videos, so if you actually want to watch any of them, IE is the way to go. STRANGELY ENOUGH. But whatever, you can always just skim it or look at teh pictures or hell, skip it. I'm amazed it's actually not exceeding the post size limit tbh...

( You are evil like a hobbit )

Never before has the term TL;DR so perfectly applied. BUT I DON'T CAAAARE. Putting that together was fucking fun ♥

Well, since all the cool kids are doing it...

Leave me an anonymous comment pouring your heart out. Say anything. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me about your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me about what's inside of you when you're reading through these entries on your friends list, and tell me why you continue to come back here. Tell me anything. Tell me what you really think of me or yourself. Anything.

Post anonymously [by selecting the anonymous box]. Speak honestly, because there isn't any censure here. Post as many times as you like. One faceless wonder to another. You don't have to be on my friends list. You can just be stopping through. It doesn't matter.

And then, pass it on.

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