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Monday, May 5th, 2008
10:04 am	Kunt Shoot! PHEWWWW!!!! Kunt partied all Night At Murder Channel with our hot as fuck krew (see pix on fllickr!!!) Crawled into bed at 7am then emerged from slumber at 11 to high tail it to their photo shoot!!!! BUSY LITTLE BEE KUNTS! Kunt is on a voyage of discovery to Mt Fuji today! If you are in the area drop into the Onsen for a nudie bath!!!! xxx lulu (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
9:35 pm	Shhhhhh! Taz is asleep! After a smash meeting in Shinjuku and a Hoe Ronce around Nakano with Rah, Kunt needed a little shut eye!!!!!!! Tonight we Party Party With Suckaphish P J, Aaron and Ove at the Murder Channel event!! eeeek!! hmmmm what to wear.................. (Comment on this)
Friday, May 2nd, 2008
10:46 pm	HOT TOPIK Yeah, I totallllly farkin love e retro Liv J stylez! (Comment on this)
10:23 pm	SLUTS AHOY!! Salute SLUTS!!! Eff, it has been soooo fuckn long that I forgot how to log the fuck in!!!! Something wikid this way comes my friends!!! KUNT TOUR JAPAN!!! STARTING TOMORROW!!! I am at home waiting for Taz Kunt to land in this horror land! Watching my Satanic (*gold fish) Pirnahas feast upon the flesh of some stinky salary man that tried to put his hand up my skirt on the way home. OK, so strictly we are gonna get tres messy all over your faces!!! Kunt time table: KUNT BOOTY CAMP KUNT PHOTO SHOOT KUNT AT MT FUJI KUNT IN A HOT SPRING A>N>D KUNT LIVE IN TOKYO AND NAGOYA!!!!! plus all the boys in between!WIKIDOOOOOOO Check out the spiritual satanic website update by the hot Taz Dr too! ANd stay tuned for som more wikid action as KUNT RIDES SATAN THROUGH THE LAND OF THE RISEING SUN... right into your mothers HOLE! xxx LuLu Current Mood: and spiritual Current Music: cries of the dead (Comment on this)
Monday, April 2nd, 2007
10:55 am	AWWW! I didnt think people looked at this!!! hehehehehe, well Cherry Blossom Ahoy! I spent the day nude in a hot spring bath with my band mate Ayako (Defektro, not Kunt) and tripping about the Japanese countryside viewing cherry blossoms, peach blossoms....and eatig raw eggs!!! YUM!... Finny? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx PIX? yes, in just a moment! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
1:13 pm	i am an idiot i have Jason Donavan's Too Many Broken Hearts on repeat for ever untill I die. There are no birds and no sunshine and no colours and no time and no hungry feeling in my tummy. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
10:19 pm	Good-bye my life.......Hello 2007! Oh Holy Spiritual acid!!!! Where am I and where did 2006 go??? I entered a strictly spiritual time warp and the tour blog went awol AGAIN!!! FUCK!!!!! It is because us Kunts are so friggin busy jumping country to country, looking HOT and...and... and well, looking hot! Happy 2007 you kunts! I do promise to make a good account of what happened next! I do, promise! xxxx LuLu Current Mood: dazed and some what happy! Current Music: Scorpio scorpio (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 21st, 2006
6:55 pm	SAFE!!!! Kunt are safe and making it all happen in the nest of Erwin! We hear Blondie is in the country, come out come out where ever you are!!!!! WE ARE READY TO ROCK!!!!! , (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
6:52 pm	And to the Right it swang, pity that Good Morning Stockholm! Oh such a tame night full of love. The sheets in the Art Hotel feel AMAZING!!!! I woke up during the night just because they felt so amazing!!!!!! I woke up to the thought that they were amazing!!!!! YES! George and Ragnar gave the Kunt girls a warm welcome again, and we sat down to a fine dinner of fish and conversation along with the fair Anna. 7 minutes.. not tonight Kunt have a headache... we can push it to 20!!!!! And rok we did, I think the strict spiritual energy of the face paint is making this the best Rok tour ever!!!!!! George there were some good shots in there!!!! Thank you to the crew who came along to see us again, "you guys were even better than last time" ... wow you made us feel the spirit of noise! Thank you!!! see you again next time!!!!! Sorry Josephine and Sam!!!!! see you next time we hope! xxoxoxoxooxox love Kunt Oh Security! piece for the flame respect! ,, (Comment on this)
Monday, September 18th, 2006
6:37 pm	Freedom aint what you think it is and Kunt took the evening train for Stockholm Where are we? wow, my legs feel amazing!!!!!!!!!! shall we recap? What a night in Goteborg!!!! Yes these amazing people do know how to have FUN! First thank you to everyone who missed their bus to see the entire show, special love to Mustache and Pricilla........LOVE!!!!!! It was MAD... Lulu fell asleep and missed the first act, beautiful Yo Amoeba!!! T is beautiful!!!!!! But awoke to the sounds of The Roy Paccino Ensemble from the happy village of Brain. This is one very good looking band!! WOAH!!!!!! The Beard is the captain of the seas, Moa the mermaid, Andreas is the beautiful forest dweller and Leo the king of the woods. Really amazing sound!!!!! and amazing people, we are so happy to have met you and connected on an ultra level (you know you took our hearts with you when we loaded our computers into your backseat...teeheehee). Kunt had an amazing show loud enough to wake the dead.. and wake the dead it did, the night disolved into soo much drinking and craziness i was not sure if we would last the night alive in our skins! Pashing on the sofas (not us, others) metal pix and a stage set for a man who really wanted to touch my nose, I didn't let him, thats wak mate! Survive the night we did, and we live to tell the tale. Awoken in the night on high by The Beard and his night-time screams "To the galleys!" , and we did. A morning at the markets with Patrick and E-man produce some nice finds for lulu.. a nice Tin with leopards on it, a sweet old match box for Moa and a Fair Mate dictaphone in awesome nick! Complete with old swedish tunes recorded in a bygone era! SCORE!!!! We met with Christian for a final farewell and promise of next summer together and off to Brain on the train. We were met by Moa at the station and to the pub for a Brain drink with Leo! hte other boys were tired, so did not rok on with kunt. We took the party home with the pale Alvin to drown our sorrows at the winning of the Right. The rest is a secret.... between our brains and theirs... but I can say we had a spiritual Girls only morning. Thank you so much Moa and Leo for the love. Special feelings to Clara, Magdalana and Christian, we will take you up on that! scruffy scruffy love love chubby! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ,,,,,,,,, (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 16th, 2006
11:21 am	OSLO!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Oslo! we dont want to leave... well kunt woke up in a nest of hot northerners with pounding heads and the smell of delicious hot coffee from the loving arms of hte devil! ahhh Satan and the Boys thank you sooo much for having us again in your sweet arms!!! The first show for this tour hit hard and good, I think I showed a little too much crack, but at least I didnt get bashed after the show... the boys from Dirkfreenoise did not get off so lightly. i lost my blue comb, if anyone finds it can you send it to me? boohoohoo! Some beautiful friendly faces in the audience... why is everyone soooo good looking in Norway! Its a crime I tell you, a crime! Dr Rok and Piss pulled out some rad shapes on the dance floor and the good doctor has the bruises to prove it! Ouch! Piss and Dr v's Lulu and Hans... well lulu couldnt get her booty off the floor to get on it, I was in stitches over DR roks moves......piss pissed in the fountain on the way home. Curly missed a bit and erwin birded it up in a cute way! Oh! FUN! Thankyou Hans for the muscle and peaced-out directions! see you in the UK! Thanks for the walk in the garden SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Comment on this)
Friday, September 15th, 2006
1:39 am	HAIL SATAN!!!! OH! sweet delivery! A full hearty Manchester style good-bye from our berlin safe house by the beautiful and angelic v/vm blondie, a bye-bye at the bus station form our carer and all beautiful Nicola! Kunt has set forth on TOUR!!!!!!!! First stop... NORWAY!!!!! We were thoughtfully escorted by a very buff Pakistani man all the was from the airport in Berlin, where he and lulu became strip search buddies..... Lulu had a load on metal on her, and he, a 5kg container of protein powder.....?.... After a squishy ride in the Jet plane, Kunt arrived on solid Nordic land and into the awaiting arms of SATAN (beautifully arranged in a red ribbon) and Simon!!! A brief stop over at the venue for tonights first gig of the tour and Kunt were on their way home to The Boys!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!! We love them so much! Special cheese, paste's and a few sordid tales from the year we have been apart Kunt have new names for The Boys...... Simon... Urine, he mops the floor in his own piss, Lars..... Hitler, he is now spritually into nazi porn and keeping house mates on a strict regime of washing and weird beast sex, and Bruce, ... well, ummm, he is Bruce. They made our beds, fed us and love us!! Oh please can we stay!!! Tonight our show with Dirkfreenoise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NORWAY WE ARE HOME!!!!!!!!!!! (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 29th, 2006
7:59 pm	Lezzos Then we got home and sucked on lemmons......... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
7:00 pm	The King Kong show Oh the show!! yes.. well it roked!!!!!!! Kunt is feeling the love metal vibrations for our new Owl costumes!! and sexually yours pink nickers see me dresses! After a brief potato stop kunt set up and prepared for the night. A very jetlagged Lulu fell asleep in the backstage area and the show kicked off just after midnight.. darkest of hours.. with metal makeup!!!! ROOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Kunt skanked it and bought fourth hard the demons of hell with some fresh new tracks and some hell massive gabba injections... yes gabba..... YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT, oooHHHHHH! A BAD ATTITUDE, I WANNA LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE TOO WILD ANIMAL!! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! and you have to see the show for the next installment.. heheheheh Some extra special guest appearances from the Goth Guy who was at the last show!!!! For reference go take a stroll down memory lane to the days of the Roktober tour with Lucas, Nozza, Buck Wild and the Team Sandwich Massive.... http://www.kuntnoise.com/gall_kingkong/images/kingkong%20083.jpg .. he gave LuLu a cd and kissed her hand.. and so did some really tall drunk old dude.... and a hot chick Estell.. YES!! we all made special love on the dance floor and had a sliding competition.. record was made .. one slide three pairs of hot legs, SEXUAL HandRoot and his mates skanked it up massively and Phillipe showed off his punk rock scar!!!!!!! ooh Hot night.. and a sleepy Damie Boy on the sofa was just asking for a kunt sandwich.. he got it and a big struggle to wake him up.. we jumped into a taxi and he declared he was sleeping in the middle tonight!! "Tara was in the middle last time and this time it is my turn!!" as you wish Motorcross! teeheehee xxx LuLu Hot Pix from here!!! xoxoxoxoxo www.kuntnoise.com (1 Comment |Comment on this)
6:47 pm	The Ring Center !!! do do dooooooo!!!!!! Ooohhhhh!! Kunt just got hit on by a guy in the Ring Center shopping center in Berlin!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.. well we were having a nice little chat about the time we arrived home from the gig last night and the man waiting behind us in the line asked us where we were from.. The Colonies of course!!! He was a very friendly english man from Essex.... he gazed long into our eyes and told us he and his friend will be at the Donnerstags bar just down the street tonight..... NO, but.. respect for giving it a go.. and wheet bix are a very good choice!!!!! heheheheh so if your looking for a good time head on down to the Donnerstags bar tonight, look for a man with a shaved head, ripped jeans and a white shirt and tell him Kunt sent ya!! Oh and give him a kiss for us, stick ya tongue in while you're at it! xxx LuLu (4 Comments |Comment on this)
8:32 am	Kunt in the Summer of Love Tour!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOH!!! Why did I sleep for only four hours....JETLAG!! Ouch, it hurts! Fresh from a two day flight.. (I am sure I covered most of Asia) strictly from Japan LuLu DeLuxe landed in the nest of Dr Rok for the first Kunt Summer Tour in Europe ever!!!.. The Summer of Love Tour! With a bare 8 hours rest from the grueling journey LuLu and Dr Rok played their first live show for The Summer of Love tour in the ever friendly KingKong club in sunny Berlin. Respect to this summer weather and hte organisers of Wednesday night at the King Kong Club.. !!!!!!! With a live to air feed Kunt bought forth the love in Hoot-Hoot-ing grand portions.. you love it when Kunt shake their tail feathers and make some noise? You will not be disapointed with the fresh Summer of Love tour!!!!! So get your hearts, rip 'em straight out'a your chests and pin 'em to your sleve with a rusty nail.............FEEL THE LOVE.....and you had better catch Kunt in France on the 1st of July!!!! Oh be sure to hoe on down to the Kunt website for new photos and a sneak peak at out new costumes....... its a Hoot www.kuntnoise.com xxxxx Lulu Please, someone, my kingdom for a packet of salt! Dr Rok seems to have passed on a random summer cold to LuLu.. now pray with all your hearts it leaves!!!!!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
7:50 am	HUH? Shit Where's those toxic sluts???? we are a bit more than worried... no skank in her right mind can make it across the hills of Portugal and into our safe arms in 1 day... but hey, we dont care (secretly I am dying inside) cause there is a hot guy who just rolled in!!! hi there!wanna go get some tapas?..... hehehe!!!!! xoxo lulu (Comment on this)
7:40 am	Feel me ROK Basque is spritual Rattle rattle CLUNK! the door opens and the ticket inspector puts our tickets in our sleepy faces... sexual, they even give you a wake-up call on the sleeper trains in Spain... Spain is sexual. We pull it together and jump onto the platform, it is a soft purple vibration that greets us as we roll into San Sabastian. The Cash Cow (merch bag) is fuckn heavy, but we make like true battlers and break through under the strain. We need a bus station so the good Dr asks a hot lady in a white tracksuit and she walks us all the way there! WOW, thank you white tracksuitlady! We must wait a few hours for the first bus and it drizzles and drizzles like a runny nose. We makin party party at the bus stop and Scotty rugs up against the cold.... Lulu and Dr Rok go for a walk and take secret photos of Scotty (looking like a homeless dude with all of our bags and his beanie) from across the street hehehehehhe!!!!! They find Jesus down the next street on a hill, and the moon shaped bay just wants Lulu to jump into her, but it drizzles and drizzles like a runny nose. They go to church for a piece of shelter, and almost get there but its time to take photos of old easter egg displays. On the Bus and the Crew are on their way to Getaria for the nights gig! Lulu and Dr Rok start to get possessed by the holy sprit of Rolf Harris and can play the didge and make crap songs like they were born to do it. It is so green outside, but it drizzles and drizzles like a runny nose and sleep takes them..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz A shake from a dashing Basque man and we are here... it is like heaven, so green and the ocean right there and no one around... but there across the street is the local men from the village.. Lulu needs to pee and they make gesture for the toilets. We are greeted by Ion but not before witnessing the cyclists ,who have made the mornings ride from far off places, take their memorial photo. Ahhhh life! are you feeling the vibrations? cause I am strictly.... maybe I am love drunk......UP the hill and up the stairs to the venue where Ion inflates 4 nice big beds for us to sleep in. Lulu and Dr Rok decide to share one.... for body warmth conservation... and maybe to fuel those lesbian rumors...!!!! Now they are strictly feeling the Rolf vibrations and the didge comes out.... and a stinkin strictly sexual tune customized for Scotty! Cause bwoy SUN ARISE! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 21st, 2006
8:01 pm	Never fear!!!! Please no fear!! kunt is here! we are in Madrid, so on our way to the Basque arms of Txema!! please love me!!!!! xooxox lulu YOu kunts ready for the final night of the Kunt Toxic Skank down!! Bring your girlfriends!!!!!!! YEHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
8:00 pm	xoxxooxox happy birthday daddy!! A sensual day and night in Gay paris with Kichan.. pix soon, we got drunk under the tower till it twinkled all night. So much love!! Wish you were here! xoxox lulu (Comment on this)