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Friday, August 22nd, 2008
2:16 pm - For what it's worth, Oregonians.
If we really want to do the project of getting satirical arguments for or against ballot measures in the voters pamphlet for the November election, we don't have much time.
  • The deadline for submission is Aug. 26.

  • We'd need to raise either $500 or get 1000 signatures. Here's the form. Instructions are at the end.

  • There are some seriously satire-worthy measures that will be on the ballot in November.



Well, it was starting to look promising, but it doesn't look like it's happening this time around. I may accept submissions of satirical arguments at the democratic exercise, but don't quote me on it.

Maybe next time, eh?

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Saturday, August 16th, 2008
10:22 am - Leocorno!
While we slept, they ran the Palio Dell'Assunta. I guess while i was thinking that maybe i'd try to watch it on a TV, i didn't really think about the time difference.

Leocorno won.

The slamming-into-walls bit is a bit shocking, but the part i can't get over is the mobbing at the end.

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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
2:52 pm - a quick notice for those who love oven mitts
photo by the good clockworkgrue... and how can you not?

Her song "Jesus Fucking Christ" gets all Twin-Peaks-y. Top that.
http://www.myspace.com/ovenmitts

(Of course, it's full of profanity and what's that other thing? blasphemy?)


Oh no wait! She tops it.
She also has a cover (is this even the right word? more like singalong) of the song from Twin Peaks you never wanted to hear again!

Oven Mitts is awesome.

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Monday, August 4th, 2008
11:57 am - a breakthrough in science? or just in hyperbole?
The summary/intro of BYPAD's report on cycling in Ferrara*:
"Absolutely flat land helps and a refusal of all forms of change that might upset ancient and reassuring habits. The people of Ferrara have been using bicycles since the dawn of time."
(emphasis mine)

I'm curious about these primordial bicycles. Anyone care to fill me in on their qualities and habits? Or even speculate on how this might be possible?

* Unfortunately, the PDF of the report itself appears to be MIA.

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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
11:14 am - animals and people
first, harmless manipulation.
i need someone to make music using this sound: baby crocodiles.

second, seriously misguided.
A research team led by Professor Junichi Takahashi at Obihiro University of Agriculture and Veterinary Medicine has discovered that cattle developing nitrite poisoning do not release methane by belching. They also found that feed containing nitrate and cysteine is effective in both reducing methane production in cattle and preventing them from developing nitrite poisoning. [*]

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Friday, June 20th, 2008
11:21 am - everything with cream cheese & tomato - and onion. and odd.
what does it mean when the guy who makes your bagel says, as he hands it to you, "you should go to Disneyland and take me with you"

and i go, "what?" in case he had really said something like "have a nice day, i am really glad you chose to add onions"

and he goes "you should go to Disneyland and take me with you"

so what can i say but "sure"?

the tomatoes are improving. must be the weather!

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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
11:05 pm - this meme again
Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks i might be jesse )

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10:20 pm - Campout on June 21
So on Wednesday morning, [info]conform and i attended our very first City Council meeting, to see them unanimously pass a resolution sending the city's castoff computers to Free Geek. That was pretty exciting, and will be a good thing for Free Geek. (If you live in town, consider sending a nice note to the council members, eh?)

At that same meeting, Sisters of the Road and other folks were urging the council to repeal the sit-lie and anti-camping provisions. On the way out, we heard about an action coming up that i'm excited to take part in:

Homeless Solidarity Campout

Our Dear Neighbors,

You may be aware of the recent 3-week camping protest at City Hall where our Portland neighbors without homes and their allies were calling for solutions to the crisis of houselessness, the repeal of the unconstitutional sit/lie and anti-camping laws, and for creative affordable housing options and alternatives to the shelter system involving the entire community.

It’s not easy having a house sometimes: paying the rent and the mortgage isn’t fun, on top of all of the cleaning, organizing, and yard work to be done. Sometimes, we just need a break.....So, we go camping!

But this time, instead of planning a big weekend at the coast, we’re asking people with houses who want to act in support of the repeal of these laws that basically make it illegal for humans without homes to rest or sleep, to camp out in their front yards with their neighbors just one night.

Saturday June 21st call a block party and spend the entire evening making food, playing games, doing art, and having conversations on the sidewalks in front of your homes—in essence, build community, while breaking the law! Then pitch a tent on your front lawn, in your driveway, or in some other prominent location outside the front of your house and have a block party sleepover!

We picked this date for a number of reasons. Besides it being the Summer Solstice, and likely a beautiful warm and perfect day for barbeques and campouts, the following day is Portland Parks and Recreation’s “Sunday Parkways” event which will be “a circular route of city streets open to walk, bike, run, jump and skip without having to watch out for cars!” What could be better than a whole weekend trying to improve your community by spending time in it?

If you decide to camp, please make banners and signs to let people know why you’re camping out, then call future Mayor Sam Adams and tell him what you’re up to. Tell him economic injustice is not a Portland value. 503-823-4000

If you’re interested in finding out more about these ordinances, here are some links:


WHEN? Saturday when the sun comes out, rain or shine, JUNE 21, 2008
WHERE? SEE YOU IN YOUR FRONT YARDS!



So, uh, who wants to camp out in the Saluthaus front yard?

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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
10:00 am - We all like trains, right?
I idly checked the list of co-sponsors of HR 6003, fully expecting to see Mr. Blumenauer there, given his position on trains. I didn't. I wonder why.


Update 5/27: I was curious enough to send him an email to ask why.

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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
5:59 pm
I walked out on the back steps because it was dusk. Light came out of the kitchen windows. I heard and saw a shape make to flee the scene - a cat, perhaps? It stopped with only its tail showing from behind the borage, which vaguely resembles a three foot hedge. I make squeaky noises at it as one would at a cat, meanwhile noting the striped tail. That tail stood still, as if considering, and then the creature emerged from behind the flowers and peered at me from a black mask, tiny specks of eyes glinting at me. We looked at each other for a while. I talked to it.

Eventually, it started walking. I remembered when we were kids, home alone, and there was a raccoon outside by the steps. We were afraid it had rabies and called the police. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. I don't remember if it had rabies or not, but it was a small town, the kind of place where police were used to calls like that. Why i remembered: it was walking strangely. Not in an ursine moseyroll, nor a feline slink, but a sidejerking irregular gait. Was there something wrong with this one?

And then i realized it was hunting. Each twitch to the side was a little pounce with its outstretched pawhands into the grass. Occasionally, it would stop with its hands buried in the grass, seeming to work deeper. Sometimes in the dark it would bring something up to its face and seem to examine it, then munch down. It did a random tour of the backyard, round and forth. A housemate turned off the kitchen light. My eyes adjusted. I talked to the raccoon some more, and it looked at me, then got on with its work. This could have been the guy that slaughtered the chicks. But it didn't matter. I was okay with it.

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Thursday, May 15th, 2008
2:57 pm - just juxtaposing
unscrambling eggs: an idea whose time has come?

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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
11:09 am - soylent headline
"Hundreds Arrested in Immigration Sweep of Meat Plant"


Unrelated: Go future! The power-generating train station floor has been tested and still moves forward.

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Monday, May 5th, 2008
2:41 pm - Work . blog . cafe . talk
Last week, Daniel was out of town at the big APA conference in Vegas and my computer was broken, so i worked from Saluthaus and environs on [info]conform's computer. I ran into [info]lindseykuper while camped out at the Black Cat and showed off some cool bike-related powerpoint presentations ([1], [2]) i'd found while researching my blog post. And i found out she didn't know i have a work blog.

I don't post often (readers of this journal know this is the case!) but for the ideath-completists and those interested in peak oil and urban planning, you can find it at http://postcarboncities.net/blog. I know there are some smarties who read this - we could use some commenters to liven it up (But beware, comments by non-registered users are moderated, by me, when i think to check whether there are any. Dumb, i know. I've been harassing people for MONTHS to get that fixed but no dice. Maybe you want to email me or something.)

The piece i was working on was about Portland's shiny new platinum status. A few of you might recognize the conversation described.

And then i had a great little conversation with the rock starling about the awesome potential of retirement-age folks.

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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
3:15 pm - the distractions of spring
I'm trying to work on a blog entry for work about Portland's latest accomplishment (Platinum, suckas!), but it's springtime, and the sun's out, and suddenly the side yard along the hops hill is ... infested. Here's what i wrote my mum, looking for some guidance - i'll take anyone's input, though.

There's little crowd of birds pecking around in the side yard and i really wish i knew what they were!
They're mid-sized, black to brown, speckled with white on top and with a touch of iridescence. Their beaks are long and bright yellow, and their legs also seem relatively long and bright pink. Any ideas? There were 25 or so, pecking through the grass.

Oooh! And now there's a little brown one with a dandelion-yellow cap and chin! The similar-sized but yellow-less one must be the female.
Two pairs! and...there they go! My but this is distracting!

Good grief! Now there's a little troop of salmon-bodied ones with brown wings. They're not sticking around, though.


...as long as your input is not "it's gaggle. Not gangle, gaggle." Or along similar lines.

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9:58 am - I always post the depressing (or ironic-pathetic) news
But today i have three pieces that made me happy:

  • They're considering an environmental justice law in Cincinnati - it would be the first in the nation.
    "Already supported by five council members, a majority, the ordinance would require some proposed projects in Cincinnati's poorest neighborhoods to undergo an extra review - in addition to the usual zoning, building and health approvals - to determine whether they would have an adverse impact on the neighborhood or on residents' health. It lists many health issues as being made worse by pollution. Among them: asthma, heart disease and cancer."

  • A major study by, among others, the Pew Charitable Trust, says factory farming is a bad idea. and the extragood news is that Congress plans to act on it.
    "In the end, however, even industry representatives on the panel agreed to such controversial recommendations as a ban on the nontherapeutic use of antibiotics in farm animals -- a huge hit against veterinary pharmaceutical companies -- a phaseout of all intensive confinement systems that prevent the free movement of farm animals, and more vigorous enforcement of antitrust laws in the increasingly consolidated agricultural arena."

  • And farther away - it's not a new development, but i hadn't heard of it before:
    "With a trend of decentralizing reforms underway, municipalities are expected to function more based on resident self-governance, in which citizens voluntarily participate in settling local issues, in order to realize a unique, autonomous community. Deciding on how to protect the local environment and pass it on to the next generation is an issue that requires democratic consensus building and decision-making through proper information disclosure and the participation of citizens -- not something that local governments can unilaterally decide on their own.

    Since the Devolution of Power Law came into force in Japan in 2000, an increasing number of local governments have adopted innovative sets of ordinances on environmental conservation and community development, and citizens have been participating in their formulation."
    that's from the current Japan for Sustainability newsletter, which isn't yet on the web.


See, despite my dreams, i'm not always a downer. As the great Jod said, "We're doomed - but we're making great progress!"

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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
5:17 pm - One more thing
A question for the people who recently spent Fridays "just 5 miles from the Canadian border and 12 miles west of the state line" -

do we want to get together one more time to see the prequel?

US audiences hated it, the Japanese loved it.
It's got David Bowie, and the grandson who looks like David Lynch.

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Also, i want to try to get a photograph of people wearing the armbands.

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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
12:12 pm - The state of things
I love reading the news. And when it gets really good, i have to share with someone. Last night i finally got to share my favorite headline of the month ("Cabbies tired of pickup lines", LA Times) with [info]conform - but it's really just the headline on that one that's funny. But TODAY! Today is a gold mine. Here are two lovely little articles for you:

Prayer at the Pump (AP):
"Twyman says that if God brought down the walls of Jericho when the ancient Hebrews prayed, then divine intervention can bring down gas prices too."
[info]jes5199 & other Christianity-literate friends, do you have any good bible examples of people asking for the wrong thing? i kinda wish i spoke that language.

Bachmann Strikes Another Blow for Freedom:
"When questioned whether the health and environmental costs [of legalizing leaded gasoline] could be justified economically, Bachmann [R-MN] responded, 'I think the American people understand freedom is more important than brain damage.'"
...and with her bill, you don't have to choose!

(Ok, back to work.)

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Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
1:02 pm - bike boxes, now with more Portland (and Mr. Smooth)
So it turns out Mr. [info]conform thought that the bike boxes video i posted before was lame. I thought it was cute, but - whatever. Tastes differ.

Will he find this one better? It's got tons more SE Madison & Grand in it. And it's slightly less repetitive.

And while i'm on the internet talking about bike infrastructure, perhaps i should mention bike infrastructure being designed on the internet.

It's not a perfect methodology, but it's cool. (And yes, it's somewhat old news; i've had the links stashed in a private post to get up here at some point.)

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Friday, March 14th, 2008
10:02 am
The internet gives everyone a voice... and that's not always a good thing. From comments on a news article:

I can not understand why the feul prices are steadly rising. I beleive that the patrolium companies are making money off of the american people.... Also is this a sign that the country is going into a resetion and we are to proud and stubrin to fase the fact.


Petroleum companies... making money? off Americans?
Something must be done!

Daniel's reaction: That hurts on so many levels.

Although: i do like the word-revamp of "resetion." It's like a reset button. Problem is, it's like a resetting to the Depression. Oh well, at least it's not Game Over.

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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
11:31 am - Sorry
I didn't tell y'all about my wonderful trip to Vancouver. Not only that, but this is not the time - i'm at work! Where i work, all day.

However, i felt this little bit-o-spam was lyrical enough for a Decemberists song, so i decided to share.
This is Madam ANNA CAMARA,
I am suffering from thurberclosises,
I am writing from the hospital in Cote D'Ivoire,
therefore this mail is very urgent please.

I think the "please" is kinda clunky after the lovely grace of "Madam ANNA CAMERA," "thurberclosises," "Cote D'Ivoire." Any suggestions for an improved final line?

I'm thinking this is the chorus of the song. Maybe the last line changes each time it's repeated?

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