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Revival! Mar. 29th, 2006 @ 03:56 am
bobosama
Reflecting on my Battle Royale essays has reawoken the love. So I guess the question is...

Anyone up for round 4?

Winner! Nov. 19th, 2005 @ 07:36 pm
bobosama
We have our winner! Was it Jen or Kaitlin? The answer lies within

Congratulations to our winner, and thanks to everyone who participated. I think this was the last JCon Battle Royale, unless for some ungodly reason there's a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE demand for another.

Almost There! Nov. 18th, 2005 @ 01:40 am
bobosama
There is no winner yet, but it's close! I'll write the final chapter after a winner is decided! So keep voting! Until then, however, I bring you another present.

The History of JCon Battle Royale

Read how the eliminations of past games all went down, plus take a peek at the Elimination Scoreboard. It's hardly surprising who's #1, but you might be surprised to see how many eliminations each person has.

Until then, I'm off to bed. Eight hours of fun tomorrow, whooooooooo!

Here We Go Again (On Our Own!) Nov. 16th, 2005 @ 04:38 pm
bobosama
Look out! It's the latest chapter! We're down to our final two contestants, but who are they? Did the dice show pity on the men? Will we have a female champion? Do you REALLY put the lime in the Coke, you nut?

You know you're tempted to just click here and see who is in the finals, but don't! )

See you guys tomorrow. I'm going to Outback for my birthday tonight! Mmmm ribs!

Smash Time! Nov. 14th, 2005 @ 07:48 pm
bobosama
The latest chapter of BR is probably the most inappropriately named (it's called "The Ultimate Skullfuck") but read it and you'll see why it is named as such. We are down to the Final Four, but who are these four?

If you click here you'll know the answer before even reading it )

So then. We're down to the Final Four. There can be only one.
Other entries
» Ugh. Sorry to do this AGAIN
Work got out late tonight and I have to open tomorrow. Long story short, update will be tomorrow at about 5:30-6:00PM, possibly later if I feel like blowing my brains out after work or not.
» And Then There Were Five
Confucis Say, "New Chapter My Niggas!". Do what Confucius wants you to do and read. Yes, it is only that way that you can know the true wisdom of Confucius.

The text behind this cut is the dessert to the above link's main course )

Don't talk to strangers unless you offer you candy or a ride home!
» (No Subject)
Sorry for last night. I was pretty woozy from a night of post-work drinking. I woke up today just in time to head out for today's shift. Update will be forthcoming.
» Overtime!
Wow! Seven left and the hits keep coming! Did anyone go down, or have luck and skill saved the day? Click here to find out.

Reading this first will spoil the surprise! Ookie! )

My eyes are burning from the cold wind!
» Down to the Wire!
Chapter Fourteen is now up and the hits keep coming. Two more eliminations this round. Who made it and who didn't? Find out.

The New Info! )

Notice: Remember that even if you've been eliminated, you can still vote. We're down to the wire and every vote counts. Exercise your right to vote for something other than small claims judges!
» The Nasty Nine!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Chapter 13 of JCon Battle Royale! Might I say that this one is rather long compared to the others, but I had a blast writing it! An incredible FIVE eliminations this round! Who went down? Go read and see!

The Post-Game Report )

This is it! We're down to nine remaining contestants, and five of them are ladies! Could JCon BR see its first female champion? All things are possible. And next round... hahahaha. Next round, things get REAL nasty.
» Yo!
Hey everybody! Work is in an hour. I have two busy days today and tomorrow. Continue to vote today and vote again tomorrow. Tomorrow night I will write one big uber-chapter. I figure I owe you guys at least that much. Now off I go to work!
» Update Time, People
Hey hey all. Chapter Twelve is up and I must say I had a blast writing this one. The numbers are getting thinner, I corrected some HP on the website that I had overlooked, and choices are harder to make.

Booyah like a booyah thing! )

Best of luck, ev'body.
» So tired
Continue to vote for another day. I've gotten a magnificent 3 hours of sleep in the past two days. Chosen items will stay as is, or if you want you can change your mind and choose another. I get a day off tomorrow (thank God!) so I'll try to get back on task. I should warn you guys right now that Sunday and more than likely Monday will be shorthands. I have to go to sleep early Sunday and Monday because Monday and Tuesday mornings will see me taking a half-hour drive to open the Pearl & Archwood store. I have to leave by 8:30AM which means I'll be getting up at 7:30.

Sleep time now! I might go comatose and that'll be fun!
» Sleepy Time
Wow. My inventory went REAL darn late... or early. Anyway, shorthand results today.

Click me, you beautiful person you )

I'm so damn tired right now. Like a shnook I agreed to work a shift for somebody at Avon tomorrow starting at 5PM. COnsidering it's going on 9AM as I type this, I'll be lucky if I'm even awake in time. HAWHAWHAW!
» Violent Revolution!
RAAAAAWWWWR! Another round is done! Another elimination, some further pain and punishment, and more! Click aqui! That's Spanish I think!

NEW VOTING RULES! Make sure you read them!

Oh no! These are spoilers if you don't read the chapter! )

I am working an inventory shift tomorrow. Depending on when the Inventory Team gets there, I'll be home somewhere between 3 and 8AM. In other words, the next update will be shorthand.
» Blood Funny
This link will take you to mayhem! And of course, you all know how it works by now.

Oooh pick me! )
» New Month, New Chapter
Chapter 9 is up and can be read by clicking here.

And, of course, the usual )

That'll be all tonight. I'm gonna go see Saw II tomorrow, hopefully.
» Trick or Treat!
Another round down, another elimination, more blood, and just about everyone fell for Bobo's ruse. Mwahahahaha! It's Halloween-tastic! What Happened This Round? Find out )

Happy hunting, and I hope your Halloween weekends went well.
» Holy Wow
Wow. I'm kinda glad I'm too burned out to write. Otherwise, I'd be writing a LOT of scenes tonight. Of all the people who received votes (whether they were automatic from going after the same box or not), the only person who did NOT get hit at all was Dice. So how bad was the damage to everyone?

Click Here for All the Juicy Details )

There ya have it! Hopefully the new changes will give everyone more of a chance to boost up while taking care of inactive people.
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